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Went to the bank today where a cheerful, twenty-something teller making small talk asked if I have any special plans for the weekend with some St. Patrick's Day celebrations going on. I said "No, I was going to go to Gallifrey; but, my TARDIS is in the shop for repairs." She very sincerely replied "Oh, I hope it gets fixed soon." *clueless*
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Maybe she has a college degree.
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In Communications.
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I'm currently using a carrot stick as a spoon to eat raspberry jelly out of a bowl for dinner.
Okay, what actually happened is I'm at a fancy hotel for a big autism conference, and they've locked out all the grocery delivery services from the area because they're greedy fancy-hotel dickfaces, and they don't have much on the room service menu that I can eat. I ordered the hummus platter and the charcuterie board, except the hummus is gross, and the crostini is out as a dipping tool (and even if it weren't, they only gave me four, how is someone supposed to put that much pate and jelly on four damn crackers?) So I am using the carrots from the hummus platter to eat the jelly from the charcuterie board. Perhaps I will use the celery for the pate. But they gave me a monster amount of cheese, so I'm not complaining overall. |
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Don't leave home without it.
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Monster muenster?
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Was she at the conference, too?
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yeah but I didn't get a room, so I emptied a couple of boxes of books I found in a warehouse and made a little temporary dwelling out of them....
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LOL
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What glatt said.
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Ha!
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jfc..
just sat down at a *computer* for the first time in forever to see what's happening down here in teh cellar... 186 unread threads. wow. |
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My eight-year-old daughter's toes are as long as mine.
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