Yes, most humbly

Are you rumbly in your tumbly?

No.

Is the theme to rhyme today?

No

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the knife .

Doesn't it ?

No

Do mashed potatoes?

No, at this point you might as well mash the peas.

Do you like chopsticks? [potential segue to music here]

Yes, if someone else is using them.

Did you know General Tso?

Yes. He was my next door neighbor.
He kept a really nice yard.

Did you ever try his chicken?

Try it? I love it!

Is there good Chinese food in your vicinity?

No. Not really.

Does La Choy count?

No...

Do you watch out for sodium content?

Yes, but it certainly limits my Chinese food intake.

Do you prefer Chinese or Hispanic food?

uhhh... Yes.

do all cuisines have a 'burrito'?

yes... er mayb...um kinda.

ever eat chittlins?

No!

Ever had pickled pigs feet?

Ewww...no!

Do you feel sorry for all the footless pigs?