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classicman 09-15-2008 09:03 AM

Me too - I thought he was harmless enough though.

xoxoxoBruce 09-15-2008 09:40 AM

He was harmless, to us. It's a shame he was his own worst enemy. :(

TheMercenary 09-15-2008 12:34 PM

I bet his parents are really proud of him... :rolleyes:

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Aliantha 09-15-2008 05:48 PM

That guy with that tats is the kind of bloke who just might regret his choices when he gets a bit older...although from the looks of him, it'll be the only pussy he'll ever have on his face.

impress 09-15-2008 05:55 PM

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Flint 09-15-2008 09:43 PM

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Courtesy of Hurricane Ike. *cue Monty Python sound effect ... "Bring out yer dead!" *

impress 09-15-2008 09:54 PM

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Can someone explain to me how water can do this? How can water not only shift stones weighing hundreds of pounds but bring up caskets buried six feet under as well? It boggles my mind.

dar512 09-15-2008 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 484377)
Can someone explain to me how water can do this? How can water not only shift stones weighing hundreds of pounds but bring up caskets buried six feet under as well? It boggles my mind.

The caskets are sealed and they have air inside, so they float. Probably some water pressure underneath them as well.

xoxoxoBruce 09-15-2008 11:55 PM

They're not six feet under, they're in the concrete vaults which are partially above ground. The water table is too high to dig any deeper. In New Orleans they're above ground.

classicman 09-16-2008 07:55 AM

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impress 09-16-2008 07:55 AM

Okay, I understand now that the caskets aren't deep in the earth. And I also now understand that some caskets are airtight, which would cause bouyancy in flood conditions. But it still is amazing to me that water, nonpressurized, can lift entire vaults out of the ground. The National Guard was called in to retrieve an entire vault that floated onto a nearby road. The vaults themselves weigh hundreds of pounds empty. Some of the vaults were displaced with the casket still inside, which weighs an additional hundred pounds or so (not including the corpse)! That kind of force by mere water still boggles my brain.

I can't help but feel horrified for the families of the deceased. They probably have homes that have been flooded if not lost completely, and now this, too. I'm sure they (like most Americans) don't have the financial resources to handle the home, much less the grave.

Yikes.

BrianR 09-16-2008 07:56 AM

Hydraulics, m'dear...

impress 09-16-2008 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 484469)
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Classicman, the picture is small, and my eyes ain't what they used to be, so please edumacate me...is that piss coming out of the back of the uniform of #94?

classicman 09-16-2008 07:58 AM

Battle and cruise ships float too as well as aircraft carriers.

It is distressing to see a tragedy like this happen tho. My prayers go out to those who were/are affected.

Sundae 09-16-2008 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 484472)
Classicman, the picture is small, and my eyes ain't what they used to be, so please edumacate me...is that piss coming out of the back of the uniform of #94?

Seconded - 'splain please!

classicman 09-16-2008 08:48 AM

I guess you' have to say its a Philly thing - The Eagles and the Cowboys, two rivals played football last night. Donovan McNabb, the Eagles QB was sacked late in the game while trying to come back from behind. It was another incredibly stupid play by a pretty talented guy.


Short answer - yeh that's pee. lol

xoxoxoBruce 09-16-2008 09:39 AM

He did that on purpose, so they would get cocky and let their guard down. :lol2:

TheMercenary 09-16-2008 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 484470)
Okay, I understand now that the caskets aren't deep in the earth. And I also now understand that some caskets are airtight, which would cause bouyancy in flood conditions. But it still is amazing to me that water, nonpressurized, can lift entire vaults out of the ground. The National Guard was called in to retrieve an entire vault that floated onto a nearby road. The vaults themselves weigh hundreds of pounds empty. Some of the vaults were displaced with the casket still inside, which weighs an additional hundred pounds or so (not including the corpse)! That kind of force by mere water still boggles my brain.

I can't help but feel horrified for the families of the deceased. They probably have homes that have been flooded if not lost completely, and now this, too. I'm sure they (like most Americans) don't have the financial resources to handle the home, much less the grave.

Yikes.

How much do you think this weighs?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...boat_Kjell.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_ship

BigV 09-16-2008 01:19 PM

excellent post, mercy.

water is *heavy* folks.

dar512 09-16-2008 01:24 PM

And, of course, there are two floating bridges in Seattle:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Wa...loating_Bridge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergre...loating_Bridge

which are basically concrete barges with roadways on top.

glatt 09-16-2008 01:24 PM

Yeah. I was going to mention the concrete ships but it was too much work. Anyway, I love this picture from Merc's link.

Montmorency 09-16-2008 07:13 PM

Flint, #5527 (guy ''surfing'' the wave at the shorewalk, Ike-related, I assume), do you by any chance still have the link to original source at hand?

Thanks,

impress 09-16-2008 07:41 PM

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John 09-16-2008 07:43 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../102-mky42.jpg

John 09-16-2008 07:43 PM

Check these ones from Boston.com:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...main/ike11.jpg

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/200...l_life_of.html

John 09-16-2008 07:44 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6365_large.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...0445db63_b.jpg

Flint 09-16-2008 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Montmorency (Post 484639)
Flint, #5527 (guy ''surfing'' the wave at the shorewalk, Ike-related, I assume), do you by any chance still have the link to original source at hand?

Thanks,

Sorry, no, I got it from eBaum's World (which, I'm sure, is not the original source).

SteveDallas 09-16-2008 08:18 PM

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That goes so well with your signature!!
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Originally Posted by John (Post 484648)

I may be in :joylove: love.

glatt 09-16-2008 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Montmorency (Post 484639)
Flint, #5527 (guy ''surfing'' the wave at the shorewalk, Ike-related, I assume), do you by any chance still have the link to original source at hand?

Thanks,

I saw the same picture at CNN.com the other day. It was Ike. Can't find it now.

impress 09-16-2008 09:59 PM

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Clodfobble 09-16-2008 10:36 PM

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"Hey! I can see my house from here!"

monster 09-16-2008 11:12 PM

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"Hey! I can see my house from here!"

ooh look, so can I!

monster 09-16-2008 11:15 PM

...hey, let's make a cellar village!

Cloud 09-16-2008 11:20 PM

the Grover killer, I love it!

Clodfobble 09-16-2008 11:31 PM

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Here you go, monster:

ZenGum 09-17-2008 01:21 AM

You'd build there???!!! Are you nuts?
Oh wait, hundreds of people did. Nah, couldn't see this one coming, could we?

classicman 09-17-2008 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 484732)
You'd build there???!!! Are you nuts?
Oh wait, hundreds of people did.

But the price was right!

RellikLaerec 09-17-2008 09:05 AM

Wouldn't cookie monsters blood be more brown than red?

John 09-17-2008 02:55 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...USGSRailro.jpg

LabRat 09-17-2008 03:06 PM

#5563 is the result of earthquake, i bet.

impress 09-17-2008 10:11 PM

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John 09-18-2008 05:21 PM

http://pics.livejournal.com/e_apraks...fdsck/s640x480

Aliantha 09-18-2008 05:24 PM

Awwww...they're making a baby terminator.

Montmorency 09-18-2008 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 484651)
Sorry, no, I got it from eBaum's World (which, I'm sure, is not the original source).

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 484662)
I saw the same picture at CNN.com the other day. It was Ike. Can't find it now.

Thank you both :)

Sheldonrs 09-18-2008 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 485169)

And after they fucked, he Termin Ate Her.

impress 09-18-2008 10:48 PM

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Bullitt 09-19-2008 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 484718)
Here you go, monster:

The people whose houses survived are actually the unlucky ones..
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/weather/0....ap/index.html

John 09-19-2008 12:12 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4b026c5f_o.jpg

impress 09-19-2008 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 485353)

John, of everything you've ever posted to this thread, this may be my personal favorite. EVER. Well done, sir.

impress 09-19-2008 06:07 PM

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classicman 09-19-2008 08:28 PM

That is so wrong on so many levels, its more than frighting.

impress 09-19-2008 09:41 PM

Ronald McDonald pleasuring himself while on acid? You only have to wait about 6-10 seconds before he's got his mouth gaping open and he's being rather, um, rhythmic.

YOU be the judge.

Elspode 09-19-2008 11:23 PM

Well, that ought to take care of any questions about where the special sauce comes from on the Big Mac, anyway.

Undertoad 09-20-2008 07:40 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/washingtontreestr1.jpg

Undertoad 09-20-2008 07:44 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/2006_fisheye.jpg

impress 09-20-2008 08:00 PM

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