No

can you believe I just planted my tomatoes on Sunday?

Yes

Did you know that the tomato used to be called a love apple ?

No


Did you know i'm a love machine?

No .

Did you know that the idea of a dictatorship sometimes feels like a reasonable option when faced with with the sort of crap above ?

WTF....no...


are you on dope?

Why yes, yes I am.

Does it matter to you?

No, not particularly.

Should it matter?

No, I prefer it.

Do you think some people suffer from multiple personality disorder?

No....Yes

Do you have multiple personalities?

No

Did you know that the word 'hurricane' comes from the Arawak language ?

No.

Do you speak Arawak?

No

Do you know that the Caribs killed the Arawak men , but saved the women , and that this is why Columbus speaks of men and women speaking different languages when he 'discovered' the islands of the Caribbean ?

No.

Can I hump your leg?

Yes

Will you be finished soon?

No

Can vulgarity always be justified ?