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TheMercenary 09-05-2008 06:41 PM

Popular Prick!

http://www.popularprick.com/introvert.htm

impress 09-05-2008 07:00 PM

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Elspode 09-05-2008 08:18 PM

That is only unusual if you've never been to a Pagan festival.

John 09-06-2008 12:34 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...dmain/1041.jpg

impress 09-06-2008 07:30 PM

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WTF's his email addy? And when did he start wearing ties, fer chrissakes?

SteveDallas 09-06-2008 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 481400)

One down, two to go... now we just need some rum and a whip.

Beest 09-07-2008 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 481643)
One down, two to go... now we just need some rum and....

tobacco ('baccy)

impress 09-08-2008 12:41 AM

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Sundae 09-08-2008 04:45 AM

Jebus has the world's biggest keyboard.
Also, if he works in a cubicle, how come he's always free to chat? Jebus is a slacker.

impress 09-08-2008 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 481400)

I bet he won't forget to salute the Rear Admiral ever again!

zippyt 09-08-2008 05:08 PM

I always wondered where the phrase Swab the POOP deck came from !!!

Undertoad 09-08-2008 05:56 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/moutons.jpg

lookout123 09-08-2008 06:08 PM

i try not to judge the poster by the pictures they upload, but this makes me just a little nervous about the kind of websites you're visiting UT.:thepain:

Big Sarge 09-08-2008 07:15 PM

I want to be a shepherd!!

Elspode 09-08-2008 07:54 PM

Hell with that, I want to be a wolf!

footfootfoot 09-08-2008 09:22 PM

What's really freaky is that I know a woman who looks exactly exactly the one in front and the woman I know is apt to get involved in something like being in a picture like that.

Big Sarge 09-08-2008 09:35 PM

you mean she is a furry? that's a very "interesting" subculture

HungLikeJesus 09-08-2008 09:41 PM

That's my daaaaad.

footfootfoot 09-08-2008 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 482210)
you mean she is a furry? that's a very "interesting" subculture

No she's just a bit odd.

Scriveyn 09-09-2008 02:46 AM

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impress 09-09-2008 07:08 PM

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Sheldonrs 09-10-2008 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 482542)

That's the one flaw with the whole "when you die you get 72 virgins."

What they fail to point out is you get 72 DEAD virgins.

impress 09-10-2008 11:38 PM

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Flint 09-10-2008 11:39 PM

truly wtf

zippyt 09-10-2008 11:55 PM

just going for a drive Officer !!

Scriveyn 09-11-2008 02:52 AM

It's a Segway v0.2, officer.

Sheldonrs 09-11-2008 09:05 AM

Holy COW!!!
 
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=33548

Shawnee123 09-11-2008 11:43 AM

What is Evel Knievel doing with the bumper car up there?

dar512 09-11-2008 12:19 PM

I don't see what's WTF about it.

The dude in the shorts had a great idea for an alternative electric city vehicle and the cycle guy and the cops stopped him to see what his maximum travel distance is.

Flint 09-11-2008 12:21 PM

Those look like campus cops.

John 09-11-2008 04:41 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...56utyjkjlk.jpg

impress 09-11-2008 05:42 PM

Oh. My. Ghod.
This is so WTF on *so* many levels, I'm freaking speechless.

TheMercenary 09-11-2008 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 482685)
That's the one flaw with the whole "when you die you get 72 virgins."

What they fail to point out is you get 72 DEAD virgins.

What they fail to tell them is they are all men.

footfootfoot 09-11-2008 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 483407)
Oh. My. Ghod.
This is so WTF on *so* many levels, I'm freaking speechless.

"bohemian rhapsody" on butt kazoo is what sent it over the top for me.

impress 09-11-2008 10:40 PM

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A true WTF bit of architecture, this is a television tower in Prague.
The structure itself is fugly, but if you look closely, you will see
that there are figurines that seem to be scaling the sides of the structure.


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Here is a closer look at the tower, and you can clearly see
that there are babies crawling around, defying gravity:


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If that weren't WTFish enough, get a load of
the closeup of the baby!
This is truly the stuff of nightmares:


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More pictures and information through this link.

xoxoxoBruce 09-11-2008 10:43 PM

Ahem

impress 09-12-2008 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 483483)

My apologies. I never saw that thread. This is the only thread I view on cellar. *slinks away, licking wounds*

classicman 09-12-2008 07:43 AM

Well you better broaden your horizons - check out some other stuff and meet some folks.

Shawnee123 09-12-2008 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 483565)
Well you better broaden your horizons - check out some other stuff and meet some folks.

Or else the building babies will get you! :eek:

Flint 09-12-2008 08:34 AM

It's like a Tool video.

Shawnee123 09-12-2008 08:49 AM

Your face is a tool.

Sundae 09-12-2008 08:50 AM

Impress, many thanks for the sterling work you do in this thread - you've been name-checked in the "What's Making Me Happy Today" thread just for doing this.

But do check some of the others out. Even if it is only IoTD (as you seem to be visually motivated). You might find you enjoy it, and you are already a welcomed member of the community.

Flint 09-12-2008 10:19 AM

impress is the new John.

Just kidding, John. You're the king. But impress is good, too.

Clodfobble 09-12-2008 04:42 PM

But impress' signature file is irritating, so John would win even if his content weren't more prolific to begin with.

John 09-12-2008 07:07 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...EX_450x300.jpg

Heh. I used to watch the IOTD page, too, but stopped, a while back. I was trying to cut down on the amount of time I spend surfing.

impress 09-12-2008 10:28 PM

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John 09-13-2008 11:54 AM

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impress 09-13-2008 06:34 PM

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John 09-13-2008 09:48 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...in/ike_iss.jpg

impress 09-14-2008 05:30 AM

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John 09-14-2008 08:38 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...bowlofsoup.jpg

Clodfobble 09-14-2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by impress
If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

Is that for me? You should know it isn't the content that makes a signature annoying, it's the centering and bolding. But the smaller font at least is appreciated. :)

impress 09-14-2008 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 484065)
Is that for me? You should know it isn't the content that makes a signature annoying, it's the centering and bolding. But the smaller font at least is appreciated. :)

Wow. I didn't change the font or the size, but I appreciating learning exactly how petty some complaints can be.

Bullitt 09-14-2008 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 484035)

We do a variation of this for Halloween.. with an actual head ;)
Get a large cardboard box, cut a hole big enough for a head to get through. Get a large, black plastic table cloth and drape it over the box, and cut a hole in the same place. Put on some rad dead guy make-up, fashion a crude cardboard & tinfoil platter, sit inside the box with your head sticking out (lawn chair is nice), place the platter around your neck and fill it up with candy. Wait for the kids to come. If you're familiar with the neighbors, you can also cut two slits in the table cloth for your hands. Shoot them out and yell "ONLY TAKE ONE!!!!!" and grab the kids for half a second.

The patented, head on a platter.

Good times.

impress 09-14-2008 11:53 PM

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Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth are going to be bitch slapping each other, fighting over the new guy on the block.

impress 09-14-2008 11:55 PM

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Flint 09-15-2008 08:34 AM

omg is that for realz?!1

Sundae 09-15-2008 08:40 AM

Flint are you trying to tempt Drax back by pretending to be 14 year old girl?

Flint 09-15-2008 08:46 AM

I wonder if he lurks here...


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