Yes, don't much care for football in general but I want Portugal to loose, as a 'thank you' for the disgraceful Netherlands-Portugal match.

Do you watch the Football WC?

No. It's against the law in these parts.
:)

Do you like baseball?

No.
I only follow "The WiffleBall Bat Challenge."

Do you remember Vera-Allen?

No

Does NFL training camp start in 2 weeks?

Yes?

Do you know where Kagen is?

No.

You noticed he's been MIA, too?

Yes.


Do you think he got in his plane and flew away?

No; but, he may be on cloud 9 and not yet ready to come down (frustrated pilots get that way).

Would you like to go up, up and away?

Yes.

Do you want to buy the ranch?

No

Do you want ranch dressing with that?

no


do you eat healthy food?

No, it's *dead*. Perhaps it was healthy right up to the moment I plunged it in the pot, but now "healthy" would be an ... overstatement.

Will the Dell rep get this case right this time?

Nope. Never has, never will.

Have you ever destroyed a computer with a block of thermite?

Thermite?
I don't need no stinkin' thermite.
I kill 'em with my bare hands.....usually two fingers. :D

Would you marry a purple person?

Yes.

Would you marry a purple people eater?