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Yeah...I was going to ask that very same thing Bruce.

People Really Do Look Better When You Drink

Coincidently, I just saw this at LiveScience.com

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For the first time, scientists have proven that "beer goggles" are real — other people really do look more attractive to us if we have been drinking.

Surprisingly, the beer goggles effect was not limited to just the opposite sex among the ostensibly straight volunteers recruited for the study — they also rated people from their own sex as more attractive.

Scientists in England gave 84 heterosexual college students chilled lime-flavored drinks that were either non-alcoholic or given a dose of vodka equivalent in alcohol to a large glass of wine or a pint-and-a-half of beer.

After 15 minutes, the volunteers were shown photos of 40 other college students from both sexes. Both men and women who drank booze found these faces more attractive, "a roughly 10 percent increase in ratings of attractiveness," said researcher Marcus Munafo, an experimental psychologist at the University of Bristol in England.
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So drinking beer can turn you gay??

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 476250)

So drinking beer can turn you gay??

No. But it sure makes it easier to make you straight boys more willing. LOL!!!

Think of it as beer GAYggling.

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 476251)

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Is this the symbol for a flashing light? hahaha

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 476256)

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BIG GAY FAG:

Sheldon, you don't look Jewish.

I don't get it... why is that a WTF image?

Yeah.

The Riddler is in the next Batman™.

What's the WTF?

Is it the Zodiac-type letter in the corner?

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 476285)

Sheldon, you don't look Jewish.

I can prove it if you want to stop by. ;-)

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 476510)

I can prove it if you want to stop by. ;-)

I'll be bi in the morning.

It's a WTF image because it's a fake. But it's a very nice-looking fake.

Oh, very well. Have this one instead.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/...436e3a5381.jpg

How come Jesus is not riding on the zebra's back?

That's a museum diorama.

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 476604)

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Reminded me of this Youtube video (linked & not embedded because it's mildly NSFW)

Damn. You made me go back and watch the first spanking scene from Secretary. Mm-mmmmmmm. Not included here as it's just erotic rather than WTF.

Where ever did you see that sign?
I want one.

The Wife and I watched Secretary a couple of months ago.
She really got into it.
I now have a sturdier desk.....

Selene is a big James Spader fan, and that is her favorite Spader film.

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 476920)

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s...ar_dot_com.jpg

I went to the website and still say WTF.

http://www.humancalendar.com/

I can't help it, but every time I look at this, the theme from The Brady Bunch keeps popping into my head....

Did you read his little note about the calender? That was his inspiration, it seems. Cool idea, now I want one with only naked ladies.

Huh? Nuclear bombs produce thousands of tiny boobies?

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 477004)

Huh? Nuclear bombs produce thousands of tiny boobies?

[reconsiders anti-nuclear stance]

[decides I don't want them running around unsupervised (which is why I always keep a close I on 'em)]

P.S. Tora means tiger. "Tora tora tora" was the codeword/signal to attack pearl harbour... which doesn't really explain away the WTFedness.

The calendar reminds me of this one.

http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html

I agree, for maximum effect, naked people would be needed. （Ｉｄｅａｌｌｙ，　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｂｅ　ａ　ｃｈｅｃｋｂｏｘ　ｔｏ　ｓｐｅｃｉｆｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｒｅｆｅｒｒｅｄ　ｇｅｎｄｅｒ　ｍｉｘ．）

yes, guy, guy, YES, yes, maybe, no, guy...

Bad eyebrows crack me up:

Eyebrows?

In the case of the women, I usually don't get that far up.

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 477080)

Eyebrows?

In the case of the women, I usually don't get that far up.

You don't even look at her forehead when you're crushing your beer cans?

if the first chick has bad eyebrows, I'm in trouble. :eyebrow:

I think the first chick is pretty cute

He's not wearing a hat:

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I just got this in an e-mail a few minutes ago:

I just had this flashback to jury duty, when we went into the courtroom for jury selection, and the bailiffs told the guys with baseball caps to take them off.

That map is so wrong - the best is right there at that lil spot! Don't you doubt it for a sec. Don't believe me - just take a close look at some of their policies - hell they gotta be stoned to think 1/2 that shits a good plan.

Shouldn't all those "Drug Free School Zones" be colored in red?

It's just a love-bite! :love:

What weighs 600 pounds and does 0-60mph in less than one second?

Need a clue? It eats government scientists and minivans for lunch.