No.

Am I very stupid because I submitted a non-yes/no question earlier?;)

No

Was your mind elsewhere?

Yes

Is my mind mine?

No. It's mine.

Is that ok?

No, you should mind your own.

Would you like to live in a think tank?

No. I don't like to think.

Is the purpose of a think tank to think?

No. The purpose of a think tank is to sell ideas.


Will the rooster I just got get his ass handed to him by Senor Fluffy Feathers?

No, he will loose his face.

regular or extra crispy?

No thanks, it's too early

Have you had breakfast today?
(Answer with appropriate meal for different time zones!)

Yes, I'm having corn bread or Johnny Cake in the local vernacular.


Do you feel strong today?

NO

Have you watched Superman Returns already?

No.


Does Batman take him down?

No. Batman only likes to take Robin down.

Are you a superhero?

Yes, I am. (Cue Superhero by Stephen Lynch)

Do you ever wonder why you bothered to come to work on the Friday before a 4-day weekend?

No. I can't remember every having a 4-day weekend :(

Are you bothered about who wins the England-Portugal game on Saturday?