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Elspode 04-26-2005 08:54 PM

Man...now *that's* tired!

Undertoad 04-28-2005 10:40 AM

http://cellar.org/2005/badday.jpg

glatt 04-28-2005 10:51 AM

wow

Trilby 04-28-2005 11:59 AM

In that situation they might want to run a "slow code"

BigV 04-28-2005 04:07 PM

For the love of, of, um. Fercryinoutloud, UT, STAY AWAY FROM GERMANY!

Exploding toads in Germany: blame the crows

busterb 04-28-2005 08:06 PM

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Oh well

Nothing But Net 04-28-2005 10:28 PM

I may put my ass on the net, but this guy puts his ass on the line
 
Where will you be in 30-40 years?
<img src="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/MM.gif">

Elspode 04-30-2005 07:44 AM

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floki 04-30-2005 08:26 AM

The papal Golf currently for sale

http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/i/03/eb/b1/a0_12_sb.JPG

superbaton 05-01-2005 06:47 AM

wow
 
:eyebrow:

Kitsune 05-01-2005 10:18 AM

Projection Keyboards

wolf 05-01-2005 09:08 PM

I don't know if I could get used to that. I need the bounce, you know?

Troubleshooter 05-01-2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
I don't know if I could get used to that. I need the bounce, you know?

Everybody needs the bounce every now and then.

breakingnews 05-02-2005 08:34 AM

Oh, yeah, someone was trying one of those keyboards in the office a few weeks back. Pretty freaking cool, but yeah, I agree, I like *the bounce* as well. :biglaugha

superbaton 05-02-2005 09:26 PM

discreet
 
i wonder if she put it in the washing machine.

superbaton 05-03-2005 04:42 PM

Portuguese beer
 
:lol:

lookout123 05-03-2005 05:49 PM

am i to understand that the dong fell from the sky?

404Error 05-04-2005 01:28 PM

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Looks like something OCC would come up with.

Undertoad 05-04-2005 01:32 PM

http://cellar.org/2005/bike1.jpg

http://cellar.org/2005/bike2.jpg

Third image NSFW even if just painted

floki 05-05-2005 12:05 AM

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Hey, c'mon, don't laugh. How did you think they cleaned all those props in porn studios? Handwashing them? :biggrin:

wolf 05-05-2005 12:26 AM

I saw that on an episode of CSI a couple months ago, I think.

Fresh 05-05-2005 01:44 PM

Anyone know where this image comes from? I got it in an email today. Looks like an art display somewhere, but couldn't find it on google:

http://armbrustconsulting.com/blog/komisch.jpg

wolf 05-05-2005 01:51 PM

Darned if I know, but you clearly found the correct place to post it.

Troubleshooter 05-05-2005 02:39 PM

I bet it has to do with xenografting and chimera.

BigV 05-05-2005 03:46 PM

I had a physically painful doubletake today. While blithely following a link, and got to a page that looked a LOT like the cellar. Well, the forum software looked the same, the default colors the same, but it was NOT the same. Perhaps NSFW.

F*ck. Now I gotta go clean all my caches and wash my eyes out with soap.

wolf 05-06-2005 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV
I had a physically painful doubletake today. While blithely following a link, and got to a page that looked a LOT like the cellar.

Wow, they upgraded to vBulletin. Surprised they figured it out. Watch out if you ever blunder into American Renaissance ... amren.something ... I forget if they are .org or .com -- I've had to clue folks into the fact that it's a white power site. It's obvious when you closely read their articles, but it's not dripping off the edge of the pages as it does at Stormfront and Resistance.

Darn. Resistance Records has a Turner Diaries T-Shirt. In XXL. I wonder if there's another, less controversial vendor somewhere. I have not seen these at the gun shows, but I'll certainly be keeping an eye out from now on.

Elspode 05-08-2005 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Darn. Resistance Records has a Turner Diaries T-Shirt. In XXL. I wonder if there's another, less controversial vendor somewhere. I have not seen these at the gun shows, but I'll certainly be keeping an eye out from now on.

I'm sure I'll regret asking, but...why are you interested in having a Turner Diaries t-shirt? Targets?

wolf 05-08-2005 10:40 AM

It's my favorite badly written, controversial book.

zippyt 05-08-2005 10:07 PM

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When we first got satalite a few years back , I was flipping channels , i happened on to the Speed channel , they showing these CRASY ASS Aussies jet boat raceing in a rock quarry , it looked like they had just used a dozer to make a circutious track and flooded it , i just stumbled on to this pic .
All i can say is :mg: :mg: :mg: !!!!!

Elspode 05-09-2005 03:05 PM

I'm thinking that the roll cage is the first clue that this is not an entirely unexpected event in this type of boat racing...

plthijinx 05-09-2005 05:28 PM

i remember years ago in the astrodome at a supercross event there was a guy that miss-timed his double jump and squashed an unsuspecting fan. unfortunately she was forever late for dinner. any idea if everyone here made it out ok?

wolf 05-09-2005 11:36 PM

I've been to Pro Rally races where the spectators are at serious risk. A couple get killed each year at European races, Americans have more control over placement of spectator points. I was at the Susquehannock Trail Pro Rally (Wellsboro, PA) one year when a driver came through the water crossing and macked a spectator who ended up with a broken leg. That dude was lucky.

Undertoad 05-10-2005 03:28 PM

Snopes points out the pigs/humans thingie is a work of art here

Troubleshooter 05-10-2005 03:35 PM

Damn I'm good. There is an essay on the site talking about the human genome project, xenografting and genetic engineering. :3eye:

Nothing But Net 05-11-2005 11:38 AM

Oilfield Dream Home
 
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:tinfoil:

glatt 05-11-2005 12:08 PM

I bet it's nice and quiet inside during a hailstorm.

Undertoad 05-11-2005 07:08 PM

http://cellar.org/2005/finger.jpg

found on the net. you know you've felt like that sometimes.

Kitsune 05-12-2005 12:19 AM

You'd be too tanked to notice.

Boo! That one drove me to take a drink.

I'd rather purchase a grain silo for a home, though. At least you'd get both stairs and an elevator.

wolf 05-12-2005 01:08 AM

That explodes on hot summer days.

zippyt 05-13-2005 10:49 PM

NSFW NSFW
 
NSFW NSFW
Some folks have WAY to much time on their hands !!!!!!!
http://flickr.com/photos/violentz/sets/273157/

BigV 05-13-2005 11:59 PM

Juuuuusssst curious, no Barbie dolls since my sister had'em when I was a pup. But I don't remember them having their underwear tatooed on their ass.

BigV 05-14-2005 12:00 AM

Different wtf...

How did this guy do this?

wolf 05-14-2005 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV
Juuuuusssst curious, no Barbie dolls since my sister had'em when I was a pup. But I don't remember them having their underwear tatooed on their ass.

That's a relatively new Barbie addition. Apparently the Deep South thought she was naughty. Apparently the Deep South was right. So who's the daddy, Rin Tin Tin or Trigger?

Nothing But Net 05-15-2005 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
I bet it's nice and quiet inside during a hailstorm.

Not to mention perfectly safe during those drive-by shootings.

hollyoake 05-17-2005 09:58 AM

so where was the afterbirth?
and i think there should be sound to that too!

superbaton 05-21-2005 09:01 AM

Japanese watermelons
 
:mg:

Undertoad 05-22-2005 09:57 PM

http://cellar.org/2005/14032005_lullig.sized.jpg

Undertoad 05-22-2005 10:02 PM

http://cellar.org/2005/main_big.jpg

wolf 05-22-2005 10:15 PM

Parade of the Sisters of Perpetual Priapism?

busterb 05-22-2005 10:39 PM

OMG to be sucked off by a breast pump. Or perhaps winked off by a one eyed gal?
Disregard last transmission, over?

jinx 05-24-2005 12:40 PM

http://www.femdefence.info/bilder/logeng.gif

http://www.femdefence.info/bilder/skydd4.jpg:eek:

hot_pastrami 05-24-2005 12:49 PM

It should be pointed out (no pun intended) that FemDefence is a fictional product which is used "to contribute to the debate on men’s sexual violence against women in society, using the esthetics of design, and the semiotics of marketing." This device would be of little use as defence against rape since the rapist wouldn't know it was in there until after penetration; not to mention the fact that he would then be bleeding inside the victim.

jinx 05-24-2005 01:14 PM

Well, yeah... :rolleyes:
There's be problems with this product (for the user) long before any potential rapist entered the picture. It's a powerful visual though.

glatt 05-24-2005 01:31 PM

A similar item appeared in one of Neal Stephenson's novels. It was more of a hypodermic needle though. It would knock the rapist out, instead of just enraging him.

wolf 05-24-2005 03:54 PM

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Effective defense against rape?

hot_pastrami 05-24-2005 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Effective defense against rape?

Yeah, I think Wolf's tool for punching holes in a perpetrator is a bit more effective.

Bullitt 05-24-2005 04:02 PM

Effect defense against rape
http://www.uglypeople.nl/piercing/50...1033175132.jpg

BigV 05-24-2005 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Effective defense against rape?

Uhm... I guess, but how do you fit it, you know, up in there?

Troubleshooter 05-24-2005 07:40 PM

You know, I keep seeing that picture and I just can't fathom the, I don't know what it takes or what is lacking to make a person do that.

I mean, it's a given that you're no going to breed, so why subject us to it.

lumberjim 05-24-2005 11:05 PM

that's not the part that you breed with.

oh, and i dont think piercings are genetic.


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