If you put peanut butter on both slices of bread, how can you have the jelly side up? It would be in the middle.

zactly

Any minute now we're going to be taping the PBJ sandwich to a cat dropped from a small height above an infinitely expensive carpet...

... on a plane on a treadmill?

On a treadmill? Luxury! When ah were a boy, we din't have no treadmills...

Peanut butter on the bottom, applied first. Jelly laid directly on the peanut butter.

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Hey! That was a fun little experiment. I'd almost forgotten about it. I believe I just used plain old butter, though and the kitty strongly objected to having a slice of bread taped to his back. The things I do for the sake of science...

What are you, high? You're going to get a little peanut butter on your jelly knife and contaminate the jelly jar if you do that.

You put the peanut butter on one slice, and the jelly on the other, and you bring the two together by flipping the peanut butter slice onto the jelly slice. If you flipped the jelly slice, the jelly might drip off because a proper PB&J sandwich has a lot of jelly.

jim, Dude! What he said!

Sigh. Read the instructions, people!

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Peanut...Jelly-Sandwich

Yes! Even washing the knife between is not sufficient. Two knives is the only option.

I thought you had to put Hershey bars in between the PB and J.

That is WAY too much going on, for a sandwich.

bonus trivia: what is Joey Tribiani's favorite food?





answer: a sandwich

It's better to get peanut butter in your jelly than to get jelly in your peanut butter.

By the way, the peanut butter - it has to be creamy, not crunchy.

omg I bet you guys leave bread crumbs in the butter too. Yuck ptooey bleh.

That's crazy talk!

Skippy?

THAT'S crazy talk. You're not a choosy mudder, are you?

Here, problem solved (if you can stomach it) :rolleyes:

remember Koogle?
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We keep the peanut butter and jelly in separate fridges.

Vague recollection of that.

when I'm eating peanut butter and jelly, yes, usually.

and I tip the jelly jar over the sandwich and goob enough of it out with the knife to cover it with 1 go, so no cross peanut butter/ jelly contamination occurs.

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Peanut butter in the fridge? That's crazy talk. You'd end up tearing the bread.

Heh. Look at this:

You are all sickos.

Hahahahahaaa! Now that is an informative graph. :rolleyes:

CITE!

Best graph ever, Jim.

Pfft, Logarithmic fail

Jim knows his logarithmics from his lumber.

I hated that song by the logarithmics.

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost over-night?

Poetic license

If your mama says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite?

Only not so poetic and not so license.

Can you catch it on your tonsils and fling it left and right?

(Thread derailment successful.)

My boomerang won't come back.

Is it brown and sticky?

Yes, it is! And I'd used it recently to tie me kangaroo down. Do you think that could have done something to it?

what is brown and full of holes?















swiss shit

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I feel like singing polly wolly doodle all the day.

and a little Chock-a-mo fee na-né






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And a Hey - na - na


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The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out...




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On the subject of peanut butter and jelly...

I learned from my husband to make the pbj sammich with peanut butter on both pieces of bread then jelly between them. This prevents the jelly from getting soaked into the bread. Don't be concerned about the jelly getting too mixed into the peanut butter (as I once had the same concern.) Jelly doesn't really need to be spread. Just plop it on there with a spoon and squish gently when you put the sammich together.

but I LIKE my bread to soak in the jelleh.

and here is a wrinkled up paper bag.

It's been dropped a few times on the way to the School Bus, and crushed under a book in my desk, and there's a wet corner from one of the grapes that escaped it's baggie, and popped.... and in there with the grape, the main course....also contained by the old kind of sangwhich baggie. The kind that didn't zip... it just had a flap that you could fold over... and when you took out your PB&J, that Wonder Bread was mottled purple.... and when you bit in, a blop would blop out the side and make your chin sticky. Now let's go play stick ball.

Well done kero. :)

Does anyone else eat grilled peanut butter sandwiches? Yummy!

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I knew someone would appreciate it. :D

Luv ya - all the way from over here. :)

I confess that I'll take a peanut butter and sliced banana sandwich over PB&J any day.

Mmm ... lightly toasted with a lil cinnamon sprinkled on it? Yum!

Peanut butter and honey is good too, with the aforementioned technique. Also, who was it that said creamy only? I am with ya, buddy.

You guys like weirdass stuff with your peanut butter, like bananas and cinnamon and honey, but you want NO PEANUTS in your peanut butter? :lol:

;)

I yike both crunchy and non-crunchy (creamy sounds, um, like 'special sauce' or something.)

That sounds kinky!

Never tried it, but I luvs me some PB&J on toast.

There's a knack to it



( another of the childhood records)