WTF?

Barfola.

Sounds legit...

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Maybe the gum is coated in capsaicin and leaves a residue on the hands, leading to, you know, the situation phlthi has made reference to. Never masturbate after handling hot peppers!!

Ghost turds? Please.

I had a roommate years ago who called those little things Lesters and Leroys, and that's what I've called them ever since. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.

Also, this

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...tnuAE-q2LjjxqQ

is a cheese straightener because it makes little straight bits of cheese. Just FYI.

Not all products:
(funny soccer)

True. I have the exact cheese straightener. I bought it because it said Cheese grater, but after putting the cheese through it the cheese was only OK, but not especially grate at all.

But it was grater than it was before.

The jury is still out on that.

Well, it was pretty gouda.

There's really no whey to tell; it's all subjective.

re: the pregnant baby doll...

http://www.gizmodiva.com/other_stuff...disturbing.php

Re: pregnant baby doll ... I originally posted "that's not how it works".

Oops, sorry:

HEE!! You caught me! :cool:

I was one of the original Straight Dopers on AOL. When the message board was dumped by AOL and went directly onto the web, many of us migrated to Fathom (a board started by one of the original gang).

It's been SO long since I posted there. May have to go back and see what's going on. :)

*sniff* I love you guys.
 

Some people try to cram multiple puns in a single post. I'm pleased you've all chosen to finely craft singles.

:drummer:

:facepalm:

We'll be here all week folks, try the Welsh Rarebit.

Wokka Wokka Wokka! ;)

Just watched the latest muppet movie last night.

My life is boring :/ My mouse died today and I spied this one yesterday at Tractor supply so I had to go back and get it! It's like a snow globe with a floating tractor! Including the mouse pad!! It's the little things :D

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That's awesome. Do you push the dirt around with the tractor?

But of course! ;)It lights up too! Whoo hoo! :p

So it occurs to me that it's awfully convenient that your mouse died just after coveting the mouse in the store. Did it die an "accidental" death?

:haha: the other was 12 years old. What is the lifespan of a computer mouse? :eyebrow:

... about 1 second after it is thrown at the wall.

Grav, is there a Yankee Candle scented with Girls in White Dresses With Blue Satin Knickers?
That is my Dad's favourite line in the song.

Hmm...don't know...but I like the idea of blue satin knickers.

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Wonder if ya could use it for lube?

I've got absolution in handy towelettes.

I bet it would burn

Hah!

Haribo...kids and grownups love them so....

Here's the description of those on the German Amazon site as translated by Google:


Crazy comedy German sweets.

That is German humor at its finest.

Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted... peanut.

Ha.
Ha.
Ha.

I think I've won the thread.

Behold:

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Shouldn't there be a hole in that front cantle? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Not too bad a price, either, all things considered.

That looks uncomfortable for gay cowboys. Maybe lesbian cowgirls, though.

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Cantle? Color me impressed. Though I grew up in a city.

Re German humour:

Grav, that's a Man, I cure! set.


And $1,000 is dirt cheap for any saddle.

cantle, yes. in this case, the opposite of candle.

I thought I knew that, but, I had to look it up.

:blush:

If the cowboy farts, does that make it a cantle in the wind?

All these years I've been riding and that joke never occurred to me. :lol:

I just sent that photo to my sister, she makes saddles. I asked her to think about a new product line ;)

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I think all those came from DudeIWantThat.

gotta have a glow ball lamp

And that's a beauty too.

Loving this kid's expression.

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That is a real, live, Dr Seuss character.

I've seen that book at B&N. Sad to say.

Even sadder, anyone who has done much hiking knows that an awful lot of people desperately need to read that book.

Bury, dumbass.

One of my pet peeves. Last summer I went on one of my favorite hikes in the world up to a mountain lake in Maine. Real pristine area. The trail follows a crystal clear brook all the way up the mountain, and when you get to the top there's this gorgeous lake. And last summer, someone had taken a dump not ten feet from the lake, and about 30 feet from the mouth of the brook, on bare rock where the rain would wash it all right into water.

That's why you don't ever drink the water, even if you are miles from civilization way in the back woods and the water looks perfect. Stupid fucking people.

Fish shit in that babbling brook. All the time.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Not to say the hiker who left the Groganpile on the rock wasn't an asshole...just sayin'.