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Elspode 10-07-2009 01:53 PM

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Elspode 10-07-2009 01:57 PM

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capnhowdy 10-07-2009 07:18 PM

I could go for a couple of those bacon cinnamon rolls. Yes sir.

Flint 10-11-2009 12:19 AM

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Glinda 10-16-2009 12:27 PM

Thanksgiving is coming. Plan ahead!

http://www.chow.com/assets/2008/11/t...1014164602.jpg

And for dessert? Chocolate creme brulee with bacon crumbles.

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content...eme-brulee.jpg

Glinda 10-16-2009 12:28 PM

As glorious as bacon is, this is just wrong...

http://20.media.tumblr.com/70dnam6Ok...FssAo1_500.jpg

Glinda 10-16-2009 01:07 PM

The Porkgasm: Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.

http://9.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19k...gggGo1_500.jpg


Bacon-wrapped mozarella sticks
http://8.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19j...7vi9o1_500.jpg


Bacon Bloody Mary
http://23.media.tumblr.com/E6sogHxxx...VBlgo1_400.jpg


No explanation needed:
http://13.media.tumblr.com/E6sogHxxx...fSo6o1_500.jpg

Glinda 10-16-2009 01:08 PM

Bacon lamp
http://7.media.tumblr.com/E6sogHxxxk...U4Jpo1_400.jpg

Bacon tiara
http://theanticraft.com/images/belta...ncess_zoom.jpg

Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo
http://inventorspot.com/files/images...ist_custom.jpg

Glinda 10-16-2009 01:12 PM

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-5251948...5_2069_5275709

Glinda 10-16-2009 01:29 PM

Paula Deen's Fried Mac and Cheese Bacon Bites
http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090415invideos.jpg

jinx 10-16-2009 01:35 PM

How/why is that woman still alive?

Pie 10-16-2009 02:54 PM

She's too stupid to die.

jinx 10-16-2009 02:59 PM

That's it, gimme the damn box.... :: pushpushpushpushpushpushpush::

dar512 10-16-2009 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 601491)
That's it, gimme the damn box.... :: pushpushpushpushpushpushpush::

But you know her. Sort of.

richlevy 10-17-2009 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 601489)
She's too stupid to die.

The woman is selling bacon at $7.33 a pound (not counting shipping). That's pretty darn smart.

http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/v...eppercornBacon


Full disclosure: We bought a big ass Paula Deen stockpot from the QVC Outlet store. Up until that time, I didn't know who she is.

Pie 10-17-2009 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 601589)
...a big ass Paula Deen...

Is there any other type? :lol2:

impress 11-11-2009 02:03 PM

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TheMercenary 11-11-2009 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 601589)
We bought a big ass Paula Deen stockpot from the QVC Outlet store. Up until that time, I didn't know who she is.

If you ever come to Savannah don't waste your time going to her place. The food sucks. But she and her sons are marketing geniuses.

Queen of the Ryche 11-17-2009 02:42 PM

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TheMercenary 11-17-2009 07:31 PM

http://myspace.roflposters.com/image...5D.myspace.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 11-18-2009 01:15 AM

That's a repeat, but it's worth repeating... although you know somebody's going to bitch, NSFW.

capnhowdy 11-18-2009 06:37 AM

Unless that's actually cloth bacon, which would deem it suitable.

TheMercenary 11-18-2009 07:34 PM

Uggg.... Tits are made for kids!

monster 11-19-2009 06:38 PM

you silly rabbit


....can you get rabbit bacon?

xoxoxoBruce 11-21-2009 03:04 AM

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This chilly weather makes me long for a steaming mug of cheese. :yum:

ZenGum 11-21-2009 06:20 AM

OMG. If you listen carefully, you can hear your life expectancy shortening.

Spexxvet 11-21-2009 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 610340)
This chilly weather makes me long for a steaming mug of cheese. :yum:

I wonder if there's any wine in that cheese - mmmmm.

impress 12-05-2009 04:11 PM

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Elspode 12-05-2009 05:16 PM

Okay. That's the absolute lowest, worst possible bacon thing I've ever seen.

ZenGum 12-06-2009 05:12 AM

A bacon crucifix tattooed upside-down just above your arse... wow. I wonder if you could offend the Hindus, too.

Pie 12-06-2009 09:13 AM

They're mostly vegetarians. They're already offended. :)

toranokaze 12-06-2009 08:02 PM

Go for the Wiccas and Confucians

xoxoxoBruce 12-06-2009 11:50 PM

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Yum Yum

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2009 02:32 AM

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Ornaments. :rolleyes:

Sundae 12-16-2009 06:58 AM

Colman's Mustard's Lord Kitchener made out of meat
 
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Some bacon featured.
From here:
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The campaign, by Karmarama, uses 16 types of meat (listed below), including Unilever's Peperami, to recreate the iconic 1914 army recruitment poster. It will run in men's mags with the strapline, ‘Your meat needs Colman's'.

The figure was constructed by food stylist Peta O'Brian, who also worked on Fallon's Skoda Cake ad, and took 18 hours of cooking.

The ad features the following:

Breaded Ham
Chorizo
Beef Carpaccio
Bresola
Ginger Pig Bacon
Beef Skirt
Roast Duck
Chicken Breast
Brisket
Peperami
Fillet Steak
Sausages
Beef Steak
Bacon Joint
Leg of Lamb
Duck wings (for the ears).

dar512 12-16-2009 08:16 AM

Was he killed in the library with the candlestick?

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2009 10:16 AM

How in hell does someone think of using duck wings for ears?
That's a sick individual, I tells ya, sick. :eyebrow:

gtown 12-21-2009 08:22 PM

Mit Phosphat!
 
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also pick up a caulking gun for the mustard...

Pie 12-21-2009 09:02 PM

:notworthy:drool:

ZenGum 12-21-2009 10:09 PM

:yum: awesome, but you'll notice that they're ONLY AVAILABLE IN METRIC which means that US RESIDENTS WILL BE UNABLE TO GET THEM!

lumberjim 12-22-2009 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 615196)
A bacon crucifix tattooed upside-down just above your arse... wow. I wonder if you could offend the Hindus, too.

yeah....wipe it with your right hand.

xoxoxoBruce 01-03-2010 08:17 PM

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inevitable

morethanpretty 01-03-2010 08:52 PM

http://foodhogger.files.wordpress.co..._bacon_bar.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0pp3VY7r_z...0/baconbar.jpg

impress 01-04-2010 12:06 AM

OMG I think you've found the ultimate PMS food: salty, sweet, a wee bit of crunch, chocolaty. Excuse me a minute...I'm weeping with joy.

Elspode 01-06-2010 05:57 PM

Thank goodness both Selene and TF have had hysterectomies. Big bags of Peanut M&M's were expensive enough. It would have bankrupted me if I'd had to by chocolate covered bacon and throw it into their rooms before running for cover.

xoxoxoBruce 01-14-2010 01:00 AM

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Pie 01-14-2010 09:35 AM

Are you sure that's not a dawl-phen with a root-veggie horn tacked on? :eyebrow:

xoxoxoBruce 01-14-2010 09:38 AM

Root veggie? At first I thought it was parsnip, but it could be pineapple.

Happy Monkey 01-14-2010 11:34 AM

It's cheese.

squirell nutkin 01-14-2010 12:44 PM

Maybe we did this and maybe it's not WTF unless WTF stands for wasn't that funny?

impress 01-16-2010 08:42 AM

Now you can grow your own!

Shawnee123 01-16-2010 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 626526)
Maybe we did this and maybe it's not WTF unless WTF stands for wasn't that funny?

I laughed heartily at her running around with the air freshener!

squirell nutkin 01-16-2010 09:46 AM

Are you addicted to bacon?
http://www.recipestar.com/quizzes/view/bacon-addict

jinx 01-16-2010 10:18 AM

No, and I've had it up to here with all this bacon foolishness. It's not even good.:mad:

squirell nutkin 01-16-2010 03:43 PM

You aren't fooling anyone.

Elspode 01-17-2010 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 627145)
No, and I've had it up to here with all this bacon foolishness. It's not even good.:mad:

Blasphemer! Burn her! After wrapping her in delicious bacon.

xoxoxoBruce 01-17-2010 12:37 PM

Oooo, I'd eat that. :blush:

xoxoxoBruce 01-17-2010 08:47 PM

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Bacon wrapped crabmeat.:drool:

Queen of the Ryche 01-19-2010 04:29 PM

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