Are we going to end up in the Mills and Boon thread?
I think not. You don't detest me enough. I'll probably just be that harmless nice-guy who the heroine dates in chapter three but ditches for The Stud later on :(

Nah, my pits just smell that good. But thanks for the welcome.

Jub jub.

Sweet Strongbow...I didnt know they still made that stuff...I'm liking it again

Bad decisions.
I stayed up until now, 3:50 AM Central Time USA for no reason at all. My roommates wanted to go out to eat and pressured me in. I resisted for a while, saying I have to get up at 8:30 tomorrow for blood work at the medical center but my roommate Y said "hey man, it's roommate bonding." Wow, what a good line. So I went out to Steak 'N Shake with them but damnit, remembered in the car that I have to fast and couldn't eat anything.
Bad decisions. This is c:yelsick: llege.

La laa laaaa.......Who is happy their boss didn't come in today?
I am! Happy happy...

When the cat (boss) is away...the mice don't get paid that day....plbbt.
No but it's worth it....
:)

Oh this is off topic...but does anyone else (randomly not religiously) stalk glatt when they see him on here..you know...for no particular reason...just because you feel like it? Maybe just me...I don't know. But I don't think so. I just look to see what threads he's in sometimes. Who else does this? Or maybe you do it to someone else? Where does stalking begin and innocent curiosity end anyway? Oh well...just a random question anyway.......All you really have to do is hit someone's profile to see where they are on here right...so technically it's not stalking? Or if you think it's stalking it probably is? Oh well...if you stalk glatt too let me know and I won't feel bad about being curious about his whereabouts at times.
Yep...I'm really trying to reach my 1000.

My high school was called Castilleja. I always thought that was a pretty name. Means the Indian Paintbrush flower.

I don't stalk anyone, except maybe you.
Ok, you're damn near 1,000. ::Tips Hat to you:: I dare you to post a completely inane, vacuously whorish post for your 1,000th.

Me? Jealous? nooooooooooooo!

I can't believe you just bit that bait to pieces. :)

I thought it would it happen sooner...but...hey I can't get everything I want.

mmmm......served cold. I love it!

Bwuahahahahaaa!!!!
lol!

i never stalk glatt. i trust him a lot more since i had that homing beacon embedded between his shoulder blades. *shhh* don't tell anyone.

Yeah I'm such a sucker, ain't I?
Srsly, I'm happy to build this up a bit for you. If it makes you happy.
Hey ... I wonder if I can get UT to ban you for a few weeks .... Bwahahahaha

The timing? I do sleep occasionally.

banning her doesn't seem right. but resetting her post count by 3or400 would be pretty funny.

Come one Cicero, get on with it.
I need to go to sleep and I am staying up to watch you milleniate.
(It's a word because I jut made it up).
Resetting, eh? How about we deduct all the times she's posted in the "easy" threads, like word association and stuff?
Even crueler would be to keep her tally where it is... but disable the counter so it cannot increase .. bwahahahahahahahaha

:D ZenGum
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oooh was that out loud?!?


Anyhoo...

Lookout is just following up on his alterior motives..It's good to see some moxy 'round here.

i suppose. but it would be good to see some skin too.

That's a cool word...Cicero, when you reach 1000, maybe you could change your user title to: milleniated

Hey that's YOUR time zone, not mine:

Oh by the way...

Why? do you have a nice ass? All that bending...

You seem to be on the same page as lookout now...worlds are colliding for my millemiation celebration...fabulous!

I want toast and I want toast and I want toast again
But it's mouth hunger and I am going to bed

Night night x

the good: I'm seeing Beowulf tonite!

the bad: it takes me just a smidgeon more than the full ring of my cell phone for me to get downstairs to where it is. I miss it by a few seconds Every.Single.Time.

Cell. Phone.

A solution springs to mind.

My phones are both cell phones. But I'm not gonna carry them up and down, up and down, in the house with me. I don't get--or want--enough calls to justify that.

Daughter No. 1 said, buy yourself one of those phone clips.

But what would I clip it to? I generally don't wear much around the house . . . I'd have to hang it around my neck. Like an albatross.

You need a smaller phone..

lol

I always thought someone should make gum in flavors such as cheeseburger and tiramisu to satisfy mouth hunger. I guess toast could be one of them too.

A nipple ring! :D

Makes me wonder what nipple rings sound like.

Help! My rings are ringing! What ring-tone matches my nipple-tone?

Lets nip this in the bud.

or I could just tuck it under a boob and leave it there.

Ahem ... does it have a ... errr ... vibrate mode?

:lol: Good one... Instant thought provoked.:rolleyes::D

hmm, could hang it from my HCH, I suppose . . .

would make walking kind of difficult, though.

How many boobs can you find in this picture? I see at least 4. Don't know which one is best for tucking though.

Did you know that the actor Cliff Robertson (probably best known now for playing Uncle Ben in Spiderman) was blacklisted during the 1970s in Hollywood for exposing an embezzlement scheme perpetrated by the head of his studio?

and, did you know that Chow Yun Fat's character in Pirates of the Caribbean at World's End, a Chinese pirate, was censored in China because it "demonised Chinese."

I think that movie pretty much demonised everyone. Do they not get the concept of fantasy?

Thought you guys might enjoy this! Download the full pdf to over-engineer a snowman!!!

http://sfreporter.com/articles/publi...-a-snowman.php

amateur authors slay me sometimes. I just read a lengthy and quite graphically erotic story where the author refers to "ghod" throughout. As in, "oh, ghod, what have we done" and even, strangly, referring to someone as "a ghod"; yet it's full of fucks and cocks.

Apparently this person thinks her "ghod" won't notice she's writing porn if she misspells his name.

hehehe ;)

Ok you were talking about a deliberate misspelling apparently for a bizarre reason. I couldn't help myself.
Some porn writers are hopeless. I have seen some confusing crotch with crutch and even crouch. "Orgasim" was just funny. I want to have one of those.

At our favorite sushi restaurant, they have a specialty roll which is basically a standard caterpillar roll with this awesome red sauce on top. The name of the roll is spelled differently in two places on the menu. In one place, it is a "Mexican Organism." In the other, it is a "Mexican Orgasm." We can't agree among us which one they really meant. (The rest of the menu is full of typos as well, and the red sauce itself is referred to as simply "mexican spicy on top.")

Maybe she's Jewish, in theory they're not supposed to write the "name" of God unless it's on a sacred or religious item. Usually you see it written as "G-d" instead. But I don't know what Judaism would say about erotica... :)

professional Jewish writers don't do that, though. And I think it's pretty ludicrous to write, "ghod damn it." Who is this "ghod" and what powers does he have to damn someone?

None, but he can dhamn you.

As far as I can tell this confusion is widespread. :rolleyes:

"mexican spicy on top" -- love it!

I see your bump, and raise.

That sounds kinda dirty. ;)

a very Merry Christmas to everyone!

Well, technicallly here in the CTZ, it's been over for 10 minutes, but :thankyou:.

good wishes are eternal.

Is is just coincidence that Hoffa disappeared around the same time that The Hoff started to appear on TV?

now somebody tells me........ :(

Maybe the author is intensely fannish -- inserting the H into God is something I've seen in SF-fan circles before. I doubt it's in any way intellectually r(h)igorous, more a just for funsies.

I downloaded and am now playing a nature sound--bird song album.

Love it! But . . . the cats are seriously freaking out. LOL!

:lol:

Can you post the link please? It sounds nice.

Here: It's http://www.amazon.com/Summertime-Bir...d Song & Calls and it's really a nice one. Sometimes nature sounds albums can be uneven, or of poor sound quality. This one is great.

hit 3,000 today!

110 in this thread alone.

Did you count those one by one?

No, go to the "Nothingland" page and click on the number of replies for this thread. It will show you the people that posted and how many times.