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capnhowdy 09-08-2006 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
Maybe I never loved you
quite as often as I could...
You are always on my mind...

If the hair was a little redder, it would be a dead ringer for ole Willie.

Undertoad 09-11-2006 05:34 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/0132135468989.jpg
another random Russian livejournal page

glatt 09-11-2006 08:41 AM

The thing that makes that picture priceless is the two random people eating off paper plates in the upper left.

Undertoad 09-11-2006 09:14 AM

Exactly! And one of the photographers is also eating something, it's almost like he's filming the thing casually. WTF?

xoxoxoBruce 09-11-2006 08:40 PM

Ho hum, another day another threesome. It's tough being a porn photographer, same old stuff everyday.
They dream of taking kids-with-Santa portraits at Sears. :lol:

capnhowdy 09-12-2006 05:37 PM

You know... I believe they DO DO that.

footfootfoot 09-12-2006 06:54 PM

The next two shots are
1) people checking thier watches and wondering when they'll wrap for the day
2) checking cell phone messages and booking more work of rthe rest of the week and or making plans for later that night

Elspode 09-12-2006 09:11 PM

Man, I'm lucky if I get to look at a newspaper at lunch. Russia has really come a long way since the breakup.

dar512 09-12-2006 11:14 PM

Ok. I realize it's a stretch. But based on the hair, don't you think the, hmmm, blowee might be NBN? He hasn't been around lately either. I think now we know where he's been.

glatt 09-14-2006 12:41 PM

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This is pretty safe for work, but out of an overabundance of caution..

Sundae 09-20-2006 08:35 AM

Any chance that someone could post the picture of Lindsay Lohan that's currently circulating? I can't access any of the sites showing it and what was originally a vague interest to see how bad it really was is now a burning desire to see an A Lister's growler :yelgreedy

BigV 09-20-2006 10:44 AM

ok, sure.

What's a Lister's growler?


btw, "Bag of Antlers", that's some funny sh*t.

Spexxvet 09-20-2006 10:47 AM

"A Lister" - a top-shelf celebrity
"Growler" - female naughty bits

There's a picture (allegedly) of Lindsey Lohan's pubis, showing an overgrown bush.

BigV 09-20-2006 10:59 AM

oh. Ok, thanks for the clarification, there's no way I'll be able to help. Good luck with that, though.

glatt 09-20-2006 11:32 AM

She's a train wreck. It's sad.

Shawnee123 09-20-2006 11:39 AM

Does she need to borrow someone's weed whacker?

xoxoxoBruce 09-20-2006 07:53 PM

I've seen two in the last couple weeks, but both shaved. Probably in reaction to the criticism. :rolleyes:

Hagar 09-20-2006 10:06 PM

http://www.realhamster.com/index.html

I'm still not sure if this is real or an incredibly elaborate pisstake.

Check out the "Studio" page. I'm gonna be laughing for a week.


[edit] it's a pisstake - damn!

xoxoxoBruce 09-21-2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Includes Celtic Misht lubricant, Monty's perfume, duct tape, nipple clamps, rocket-propelled butt plug and operator's manual.
:lol2:

Savannh 09-22-2006 09:41 AM

I have seen the Lohan pictures, about three different ones lately. Girl can't seem to find a pair of panties, just like I can't seem to get off the damned web and do something productive.

Meh. It's a bald little thing, and not particularly attractive.

Caveat: I'm a girl. :)

glatt 09-26-2006 12:58 PM

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Spexxvet 09-26-2006 01:16 PM

Look at that ass!

Shawnee123 09-26-2006 01:43 PM

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him swim with your ugly naked ass!

KinkyVixen 09-26-2006 03:56 PM

:lol:

Elspode 09-26-2006 06:59 PM

I think that donkey has a healthy sense of trepidation about what is going on, there.

dar512 09-27-2006 08:56 AM

*Damn. If that's how you turn out after takin' a bath, I'm not havin' any.*

xoxoxoBruce 09-27-2006 07:42 PM

You know all those pictures of starlets on the Red Carpet, where the camera flash goes through their clothes, especially black clothes?
Maybe we've been duped by these. :eek:

DucksNuts 09-27-2006 10:22 PM

Suddenly I dont feel so inadequate with my non porn star pokie-outie bits?

xoxoxoBruce 09-28-2006 04:34 AM

Nothing wrong with itty bitty tittie. It's the heart behind 'em that counts. :2cents:

DucksNuts 09-28-2006 06:37 AM

My boobie bits are a decent size :D its just the *pokie outtie* bits, you couldnt hang a coat hanger off them thats for sure.

Sundae 09-28-2006 07:06 AM

You could hang plenty off these.....
 
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Damn, didn't come out properly :(
It's a lady with cocks for nipples

9th Engineer 09-28-2006 05:44 PM

Was there a porno game released for Atari??

rkzenrage 09-28-2006 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
You know all those pictures of starlets on the Red Carpet, where the camera flash goes through their clothes, especially black clothes?
Maybe we've been duped by these. :eek:

That is just wrong!
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING!!!

Undertoad 09-29-2006 10:20 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/bunnies-doinit.jpg

Undertoad 09-29-2006 11:07 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/wombtattoo.jpg

glatt 09-29-2006 11:14 AM

I'd like to see that one when she's 9 months pregnant. Will the uterus stretch out as the skin stretches?

capnhowdy 09-29-2006 06:57 PM

Someone please edit/'shop out the pimples and the bruises.

RellikLaerec 09-29-2006 10:22 PM

Why in Bob's name would you do that? :eyebrow: And is it my imagination or does it seem likes its a bit over sized?

Elspode 09-29-2006 10:27 PM

I think that this is a charcoal sketch, not a tattoo. Looks like sketching pencil smudge all over her.

Spexxvet 09-30-2006 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec
Why in Bob's name would you do that? :eyebrow: ...

De-sexualizing the naughty bits. It screams "For biological puposes only".

Stress Puppy 10-02-2006 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
I think that this is a charcoal sketch, not a tattoo. Looks like sketching pencil smudge all over her.

When you get a tattoo (esp. one that's all black), you'll get ink smudges all around the area. I also note there's a shiny bit on the left, indicative of the A&E Ointment they put on fresh tattoos to help prevent scabbing too early.

Sundae 10-02-2006 06:55 AM

Will she get it altered if she has a hysterectomy?

capnhowdy 10-02-2006 04:54 PM

I bet she gets altered before she gets laid.

Elspode 10-02-2006 10:08 PM

I think there's a strong chance that the bearer of that particular tattoo may not be interested in heterosexual activity. It just looks sort of extreme feminist to me. But then I don't really know shit, do I? Just saw the picture like everyone else...:blush:

xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2006 12:11 AM

Sure Elspode, but you have the wisdom of a man twenty years (or more) your senior.;)

xoxoxoBruce 10-08-2006 12:58 AM

This guy's name is Manfred Radius, shown doing aerobatics....at night....with pyrotechnics.....in a glider.:eek:

Elspode 10-08-2006 09:59 AM

Why is this NSFW? Is there a big dick hanging off of the plane somewhere? Or is it just because it is such an incredibly bad idea to do?

xoxoxoBruce 10-08-2006 10:51 AM

Aerobatic flying is risky, even more so at night where the references of your safety envelope, like the ground, aren't as apparent. The ace in the hole for aerobatics is horsepower, to be able to correct for miscalculations and surprises.
With a glider, no power to get you out of trouble, a sudden change in turbulence or gaggle of geese could spell disaster. Also, the additional strain on the airframe from the weight of his balls. :eek:

footfootfoot 10-08-2006 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
...Also, the additional strain on the airframe from the weight of his balls. :eek:

:thumbsup:

busterb 10-08-2006 06:51 PM

Well that clears it up

capnhowdy 10-09-2006 08:20 PM

now all that needs remedy is the 'roids hanging out his ass.

I bet that IS scary.... definately enough to tighten up your insides.

Undertoad 10-20-2006 08:19 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/wtfurinal.jpg

random russian lj

skysidhe 10-20-2006 08:45 AM

urinal art is underappreciated me thinks


...and that glider is pretty cool.



http://www.tinyvices.com/storm2.jpg


İMike Hollingshead
(go to this link to read about the history of these photos, it's insane.)
www.extremeinstability.com



You've got to follow that link. He has got some awesome photos that take up the entire frame. I've saved a couple as desktops. Outstanding !

rkzenrage 10-20-2006 11:46 AM


Undertoad 10-23-2006 07:42 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/wtfbigdic.jpg

Spexxvet 10-23-2006 07:43 AM

Good thing it's chained up.

Sundae 10-23-2006 08:33 AM

...otherwise he'd faint....

limey 10-23-2006 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

How realistic is it that a guy would complain in that situation?

Spexxvet 10-23-2006 08:42 AM

Maybe she has those sand-papery hands...

xoxoxoBruce 10-23-2006 01:58 PM

Just tired of being treated like a piece of meat....used, abused and cast aside.....nothing but sex object....
Oh, the boy....um...nevermind. :blush:


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