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xoxoxoBruce 09-29-2017 12:32 AM

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More common in certain breeds such than others, it can occur to any horse that carries the right gene, male or female.
I've never seen one in person either. I think that "any horse that carries the right gene" statement is bullshit. What is the likelihood of that gene traveling to distant breeds and continents? :rolleyes:

Griff 09-29-2017 06:30 AM

I think you're supposed to eat the ones with that gene. /Anthony Bordain

Gravdigr 10-24-2017 11:38 AM

You know Malcolm and Angus Young of AC/DC fame, right?

Well, they have an older brother, George, who just died (on Oct 22nd). This guy had a songwriting/producing partnership with Harry Vanda (Vanda & Young produced several of AC/DC's albums).

Well, I told ya that to tell this:

Today I learned Malcolm's and Angus' older brother George (along w/Harry Vanda) wrote this song:



:eek:I was sorta stunned. George was also in a band called The Easybeats. They wrote and recorded Friday On My Mind, which has been recorded by, well, damn near everybody.

Undertoad 10-24-2017 11:54 AM

:eek:

Good catch sir

i did not know that

you couldn't have knocked me over any further than if you'd told me that a pre-fame Bruce Springsteen spent time in a philly diner with newly-famous Billy Joel... and a pre-fame Barry Manilow.

(but it did happen. this account of the tale leaves out important DJ Ed Sciaky, who later recalled that Manilow predicted he'd be the most famous of the bunch. He was arguably wrong, but not far wrong.)

Gravdigr 11-16-2017 08:45 PM

Today I learned that people in prison can still do good things for society.

BigV 11-16-2017 09:50 PM

crazy lookin guy at top of story isn't either person named in story, exactly like every other mugshot in story.

still, kill your baby daughter, you deserve to die.

monster 12-15-2017 11:32 PM

Honda Fits are Impossible to break into.

And very very stupid.

:(

DanaC 12-16-2017 05:41 AM

Hmmmm


Mods - cleanup on aisle 3

BigV 12-16-2017 03:15 PM

Today I learned how to adjust the timekeeping rate on our cuckoo clock. UNSURPRISINGLY, the mechanism is simplicity itself. To make the clock run faster, slide the decorative weight on the pendulum shaft upward. Sliding it lower makes it tick more slowly.

*Of course!*

monster 12-16-2017 06:41 PM

meee meee I knew that! grew up with a cuckoo clock at my grandparents house. only thing I have from my childhood , now an antique -they got it on vacation in the black forest not working currently, but it will again....

also ...don't swing on the weights

monster 12-16-2017 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 1000273)
Honda Fits are Impossible to break into.

And very very stupid.

:(

fortunately, on this occasion, someone got up this morning and went to walk home, and found hat the key had not in fact fallen inside the car which then auto-locked... but had fallen through a hole in the pocket of their coat and was stuck in the lining, despite us checking for that last night (before the breakdown service spent over an hour in the snow trying to open the door.....)

Griff 12-17-2017 08:04 AM

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Cuckoo share!

glatt 12-17-2017 01:44 PM

Does it cuckoo twelve times at midnight?

DanaC 12-17-2017 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 1000299)

also ...don't swing on the weights


I fell in love with the cuckoo clock in my aunt's bungalow - after she moved to Spain, she came back for a visit and brought me a smaller version that looked very like hers.


I can attest to not swinging the weights.

Griff 12-17-2017 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 1000362)
Does it cuckoo twelve times at midnight?

Yes.

Today I learned the NFL will take points off the board to protect the Patriots.

glatt 12-17-2017 07:20 PM

Does it wake you up?

And that was a BS call. They changed the outcome of the game with that call.

Griff 12-17-2017 08:16 PM

No because we don't wind that f*cker! :) Pete can't sleep with it going.

Gravdigr 12-18-2017 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1000375)
No because we don't wind that f*cker!

:thumb:

I don't even like clocks that tick and tock.

Gravdigr 12-18-2017 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1000369)
Today I learned the NFL will take points off the board to protect the Patriots.

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 1000372)
And that was a BS call.

My best friend is a Patriots man. He damn near wept with joy.

Gravdigr 01-10-2018 01:13 PM

Today I learned that the band Golden Earring took their name from an instrumental by British band The Hunters, "Golden Earrings".

xoxoxoBruce 01-11-2018 12:07 PM

Watching the PA Farm Show Fleece to Shawl competition in which is teams take fleece and card, spin, and weave it into a shawl in a set time limit, I didn't care for the winner. Now they judge on uniform dimensions, knots, and the three spinners of each team a producing the same size yarn, etc. But I didn't like the looks of the winner. The crowd vindicated my taste at the auction.
#1 brought $675
#2 brought $900
#3 brought $900
#4 brought $750
#5 the asshole announcer was taking over the auctioneer.
#6 brought $725

Gravdigr 01-11-2018 01:05 PM

Today I learned, again, that some days, it just isn't worth betting out of bed.

"Good Morning, World! And isn't it a lovely morning?"

"Fuck you! You get nothing but shit today!" Slap!

Gravdigr 01-11-2018 01:08 PM

FukkitI'mdrinking. I just needed an excuse, anyway.

"Fuck you, Day.":flipbird:

"Yebbut, fuck you first.":jig:

Aaaand I'm sizzlin'.

fargon 01-11-2018 01:12 PM

You need a bowl.

Gravdigr 01-11-2018 02:48 PM

Yebbut, I wanted a bottle!

I now know this day is a conspiracy.

The ƒucking liquor store is closed.

The ƒucking liquor store is closed.

Why is the ƒucking liquor store closed?!

No! I don't like the other liquor store, and I don't like the shithead that owns it, either. So, it looks like Ima drive to the next damn town or Ima be dry today.

Aaaaaaand I'm sizzlin'.

Although it's becoming comical as to just how wrong today can go. I guess we'll see. Not much choice, is there?

:driving:

xoxoxoBruce 01-27-2018 03:28 PM

If I go to the Aston Burger King and order a chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, fries, and onion rings it's $14.88. But at the Brookhaven Burger King a couple miles away the same order is $3 cheaper. :confused:

Gravdigr 01-27-2018 03:55 PM

Today I Learned about the 1976 Chowchilla Kidnapping, in which 26 school children and their bus driver were kidnapped from Chowchilla, CA, and held in a quarry in an underground moving van after being driven around in two vans for 11 hours. After several hours, the bus driver and several of the children escaped and found a quarry security guard, who called police.

Most interesting to me, was the observed impact of the event on the children:

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A study found that the kidnapped children suffered from panic attacks, nightmares involving kidnappings and death, and personality changes. Many developed fears of such things as "cars, the dark, the wind, the kitchen, mice, dogs and hippies,"[18] and one shot a Japanese tourist with a BB gun when the tourist's car broke down in front of his home.[19] Many of the children continued to report symptoms of trauma at least 25 years after the kidnapping, including substance abuse and depression, and a number have been imprisoned for "doing something controlling to somebody else."
:3_eyes:

Undertoad 01-27-2018 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1002967)
If I go to the Aston Burger King and order a chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, fries, and onion rings it's $14.88. But at the Brookhaven Burger King a couple miles away the same order is $3 cheaper. :confused:

I got a Bacon King at the Spring City Burger King today. It was over $8! Just the one sammich!

I was desperate, but still.

(When looking for rentals, our rule in Brookhaven is, we are not going to live anywhere south of the Giant.)

xoxoxoBruce 01-27-2018 05:37 PM

That doesn't leave very much. You do realize Edgemont runs NW to SE.

Undertoad 01-27-2018 06:13 PM

There are some fine neighborhoods back there. It's just hard to know where to stop. The transition to hood is really ambiguous on that road.

(Also my commute gets worse as home moves too far south)

xoxoxoBruce 01-27-2018 10:53 PM

Just above Giant is Dutton Mill Rd and then Middletown Twp, but the line slants so there are a couple streets on the other side of Edgemont. There are a lot of nice hoods southwest of Giant over to Creek Road, as far south as Brookhaven Road.

captainhook455 01-28-2018 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1002967)
If I go to the Aston Burger King and order a chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, fries, and onion rings it's $14.88. But at the Brookhaven Burger King a couple miles away the same order is $3 cheaper. :confused:

If you ever worked at a Burger King you would not eat their food. I doubt that you would work there, but you might know someone that does and you could ask them.

xoxoxoBruce 01-28-2018 02:37 PM

If their kitchen practices turn you off you couldn't have lived with my first wife.

Gravdigr 01-28-2018 02:53 PM

I was the same way about working at Sonic. Didn't eat from a Sonic for over a year after I got fired.

xoxoxoBruce 01-28-2018 02:54 PM

Worse than school lunches?

monster 01-28-2018 08:50 PM

Doesn't working in pretty much any restaurant in the USA make you want to cook from scratch at home forever? Even where I work we have doubleplusgood people working in the kitchen prepping the food, but we have counter staff who are too stupid to understand hygiene rules or just don't give a shit. :/

Back in the Old Country, I worked in Fish n Chip shops when I was a student and we all were ON IT, even when we thought no-one was looking. But if you fucked up and go the place in trouble with the health inspector, you would never get a job in food service again. Here, no-one will give a reference for fear of getting sued, so if you get fired for serving a customer a home-grown poop patty in place of the burger they ordered, no-one else is going to know and you can walk straight into the next place....

Gravdigr 02-23-2018 11:04 AM

Today I learned about squat cobbler lobster. I learned about squat lobster.

Glinda 02-23-2018 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1004459)
Today I learned about squat cobbler lobster. I learned about squat lobster.

Hey! So did I! ;)

Clodfobble 04-28-2018 01:02 PM

Today I learned you actually need to give permission for Forbes to include you on their "richest people" lists. None of the Rothschild family, for example, have ever appeared. So many of the richest people exclude themselves that the lists are almost meaningless, more like a "Who's Who" of the top 1,000 people desperate to be famous for being rich.

DanaC 04-28-2018 01:35 PM

Did not know that.


Wow, that really devalues the whole notion.

Gravdigr 04-28-2018 04:06 PM

I've always declined. Seems gauche.:right:

xoxoxoBruce 04-28-2018 08:21 PM

Eh, some attention whores, some figure it's sorta public knowledge anyway, and some don't give a rats ass.

Griff 04-29-2018 12:05 PM

I decline because my lawyer, Michael Cohen, told me to stop paying taxes.

DanaC 04-29-2018 01:34 PM

Did he offer to pay the taxes for you?

Griff 04-29-2018 06:39 PM

:lol:

monster 04-29-2018 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1007682)
I've always declined. Seems gauche.:right:

*snort*

how very adroit of you^








^terrible pun may require knowledge of French

BigV 04-29-2018 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 1007759)
*snort*

how very adroit of you^








^terrible pun may require knowledge of French

Pshaw, nothing so sinister.

monster 05-01-2018 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 1007769)
Pshaw, nothing so sinister.

Well it's nice to have the financial dexterity to be able to say no....

monster 05-01-2018 09:49 PM

(if anyone follows links to this thread, they're going to be totally wrecked)


....I'll get my coat....

BigV 05-02-2018 10:11 PM

before you go!

internet high five!

(either hand)

monster 05-02-2018 10:35 PM

;)

Thunderboy and I are the punwarrers of the family. I get to be the person who has to supervise him over 50 hours of driving practice. It gets pretty painful. My legacy.

DanaC 05-16-2018 01:03 PM

Today I learned...

that drains and sewers are actually really interesting.


- that is all.

Pete Zicato 05-16-2018 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 1007962)
;)

Thunderboy and I are the punwarrers of the family. I get to be the person who has to supervise him over 50 hours of driving practice. It gets pretty painful. My legacy.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...LArpURyuE30R2P

Gravdigr 05-28-2018 02:43 PM

TIL about the Brennan B2.


Gravdigr 05-28-2018 02:48 PM

[cough,gag,$putter,choke]JumpinCatfi$h tho$e thing$ are expen$ive!!!![/cough,gag,$putter,choke]

:bolt:

xoxoxoBruce 05-28-2018 06:21 PM

Think of the pissed off people who bought the B1. ;)

Gravdigr 05-29-2018 03:56 PM

Heh...

Gravdigr 06-21-2018 02:58 PM

Today I learned:

Quote:

From 1992 to 1994, Bonilla was the highest-paid player in the league, earning more than $6 million per year. Since 2011, Bonilla has been paid approximately $1.19 million by the New York Mets each year. The 25 payments come every July 1, which some fans refer to "Bobby Bonilla Day". This was part of a deal made when the Mets released Bonilla before the 2000 season while still owing him $5.9 million for the final year of his contract. The deal expires in 2035, at which point Bonilla will have been paid $29.8 million for a season in which he did not even play for the Mets.
~Wiki

Translation:

Bobby Bonilla hasn't played for the Mets since 1999, and will receive almost $30,000,000 for a single season, that he never even played.

Base-uh-bowl has been beddy beddy good to him.

Gravdigr 06-21-2018 02:59 PM

Also learned today:

Have contract negotiations coming up?

Get Bobby Bonilla'$ lawyer$.

BigV 06-21-2018 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1010462)
Also learned today:

Have contract negotiations coming up?

Get Bobby Bonilla'$ lawyer$.

If he's not Scotty Boras, he ain't shit.


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