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Gravdigr 11-13-2014 03:44 PM

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57 most awkward names

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Gravdigr 03-23-2015 02:01 PM

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This has gotta be fake:

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monster 03-24-2015 08:45 PM

Fanny
Uma
Sawyer

monster 03-24-2015 08:45 PM

new kid on the water polo team is called Maddie Libbs (Mad Libbs).

DanaC 03-25-2015 04:33 AM

Oh that's good. That's hilarious, but with a dose of cool.

Gravdigr 03-28-2015 03:08 PM

The man's name is Guilherme Carbagiale Fuck.


I shit you not.

monster 03-28-2015 04:42 PM

Is Tori Hood funny or no?

Gravdigr 10-26-2015 03:06 PM

Out of South Carolina:

South Carolina police stumble upon massive cache of 7,000 guns

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure...An interesting story...And then there's this gem. The second to last paragraph quotes his next door neighbor:

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Neighbor Rusty Fender told the station he’d lived next to Nicholson his whole life and never suspected him of hoarding firearms.
:lol2: Rusty Fender!?!?! You gotta be shitting me.

Gravdigr 11-09-2015 02:43 PM

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Oh, please, please let this happen!

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DanaC 11-09-2015 04:28 PM

That shits all over what I was about to post...

Every now and then I get a fun name on my calls - today was the manager of a yacht club whose surname was Flood.

Gravdigr 11-10-2015 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 944914)
That shits all over what I was about to post...

Second time in a few weeks I've that phrase...

Some buds and I were at the bar. One of them has a very long beard. And it's very red. One of the guys what works in the kitchen of said bar also has a somewhat impressive beard, also red, but nowhere near what my bud has, and not nearly as red.

The guy comes out of the kitchen looking around like he's expecting to see someone he knows, or, like he's looking to kick someone's ass. He spy's my bud and laughs out loud, comes down to where we sit at the end of the bar, and says to my bud:

"A waiter came by and tapped my shoulder and told me there is a guy at the end of the bar that is shitting all over my beard. He was right!"

They talked beard for like ten minutes.

Zathris 11-10-2015 06:48 PM

Back in the 9th grade, my Spanish teacher's last name was Klutz.

Carruthers 11-13-2015 03:03 PM

Tokyo Sexwale

Shrikant Shitole

Fani Gropa

tw 11-14-2015 10:14 AM

Cindy Fir married Chuck Berger. It was the Fir-Berger wedding.


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