Hey there magic man with the ball of eight - Is there any chance that which was will be again?

I must say I'm impressed with the Magic8Ball's erudition. And balls.

(must think of question!)

Oh Magic 8 ball , will Any of the fuckers I work with EVER get a clue ???

Magic 8 Ball, why is the spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus so fucking popular?

Oh great 8 ball, why are parents and coaches so full of petty complaints and grumbling?

Oh magic 8 ball...well wi evir red the wurld uv stoopiditee?

Magic eight ball...Why are these questions going unanswered?

Magic eight ball...Where are you?

Yeah Magic 8 Ball
I wanted to ask you about my hair...

.. but you weren't here so I did it anyway!
And now I'm not sure about it!

Can you sue a Magic 8 ball?

Try again later.

Ok I liked this thread.. Straight to the point....who is willing to step in as the magic eight ball?

Who is the most benign sage we have here? These questions deserve an answer!

If you're looking for "benign" this may be the wrong place.

Sorry, I'm malignant.

I'd like to nominate Els. Just saying.

Seconded.

Well. Malignant sages do sound more interesting....Benign sage...benign sage....hmmmm.............