I thought you were a woman. :eyebrow:

Man, woman. What's the difference, from the government's perspective? :lol:

(http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=778312#post778312)

Ha!

My Santa package is in the mail ....

dear mods

please put this thread and the what secret santa got me thread in the same place. I think cellar meta is the right place for both.

thanks in advance.

Thank you. :)

The package is sent! :D

I'm BigV and I repeat this message.

Lather, rinse ...

What's wrong with this picture
 

Pico I am so sorry. I have no idea why your package was sitting in Jersey City for 8 days. Hopefully you will be getting it by Christmas.

In any case, I have heard stories about people whose packages go through the mail and who find extra/missing stuff in them.

So in order to prepare you, I am going to list the top 10 unexpected items you might find in a package that has been sitting in a postal warehouse in Jersy City for 8 days.

10. A complete set of Jersey Shore collectible mugs. Hang onto the rare Vinny Guadagnino.

9. A 2008 New York Giants Superbowl Champions sweatshirt. There's 999,999 more of these babies gathering dust somewhere.

8. A 2008 Giuliani for President bumper sticker. Nice try, Rudy.

7. A 2012 Giuliani for President bumper sticker. Shhhhh! It's a secret.

6. An 8 track tape of Sinatra's Greatest Hits

5. The missing veil from Shaquille O'Neal's wedding dress

4. A Statue of Liberty commerative keychain with a missing chain.

3. A matchbook from 'Bada Bing!'

2. 1/2 of a Six Flags admission ticket

1. Jimmy Hoffa

whoa. that picture belongs in the wtf thread.

Pico gets her gift delivered today after all
 

At least I hope so.

I like how they bumped the expected delivery date up by a week. It's like, "Yeah, we meant to do that all along".

Right.:right:

Yay!! I just checked on it too.

I was totally amazed that it sat in Exton for 8 days, sort of like it got misplaced or something...or maybe it was deemed suspicious? Does this happen to all your packages?? ;):D

they tend to hold the packages that ether tick or growl

Cool.

Say hi to Jimmy for me.;)