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infinite monkey 05-20-2011 12:53 PM
Fox will blame the democrats.

Spexxvet 05-20-2011 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 735269)
Ummm... Who do you think will have best rapture coverage? Fox or CNN?
B.E.T. Hey, It's RAP-ture.

Sheldonrs 05-20-2011 04:10 PM
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Roofs are the tool of Satan!!!

BigV 05-20-2011 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 735270)
Fox will blame the demoncrats.
fify

tw 05-20-2011 06:05 PM
End of the earth is only one day away. Changes the entire meaning of a popular expression. "Have a good one."


So why were so many religious extremists also worried about the price of gasoline?

infinite monkey 05-20-2011 08:45 PM
RaptureHatch.com

Lmao!

monster 05-20-2011 08:54 PM
I'mm'a watch it on netflix when all the hoo-haa has died down.

ZenGum 05-20-2011 09:25 PM
My hoo-haa died on 9/11 you insensitive bitch.

Just a thought: is it sporting to use rapturing Christians for skeet shooting targets?

Spexxvet 05-21-2011 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 735388)
My hoo-haa died on 9/11 you insensitive bitch.

Just a thought: is it sporting to use rapturing Christians for skeet shooting targets?
Not very sporting, but good family fun!

Trilby 05-21-2011 08:45 AM
Ok. Still here. The Rapture is supposed to be 6pm PST which is 9pm here in Ohio.

Should I bother to tidy up?

Oh. I suppose I should. I'll be left behind, after all....

Spexxvet 05-21-2011 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 735490)
Ok. Still here. The Rapture is supposed to be 6pm PST which is 9pm here in Ohio.

Should I bother to tidy up?

Oh. I suppose I should. I'll be left behind, after all....
It's 6 pm local time. Jeebus has all his clocks lined up, for anywhere in the world. When a clock hits 6pm, he makes big earthquakes, volcano eruptions, and floods happen in that area, and only that area. It's a miracle.

SamIam 05-21-2011 09:43 AM
So what would happen to me if I was standing with one foot in a 6pm time zone and the other in a 5pm time zone? :eyebrow:

Spexxvet 05-21-2011 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 735501)
So what would happen to me if I was standing with one foot in a 6pm time zone and the other in a 5pm time zone? :eyebrow:
Painful split?

lookout123 05-21-2011 10:35 AM
Where is that old link to the game with the girl that bounced from bubble to bubble bending every which way... I kind of picture that if you were raptured in a hailstorm.

BigV 05-21-2011 10:38 AM
http://www.smashingames.com/games/bubblegirl.html


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