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monster 05-26-2010 09:14 PM

go ahead then.... you can't expect to collect if you don't send an invoice....

TheMercenary 05-26-2010 09:16 PM

"pay us what you owe us..... "

Define this and I will.

monster 05-26-2010 09:28 PM

Rly? You're seriously not going to wade in and tell me what I shoudl be doing and how? I find that hard to believe. :lol:

You owe the world your soul for fast food and all it's metastacized nasties.
You owe the world your soul for creating the market for goods made in child sweatshops
You owe the world your soul for George Bush. And that's a big one.
You owe Vietnam and the Koreas a new world and a new beginning. That one might not involve soul as much as Seoul, maybe start there.....

I don't want to overwhelm you, I'll send the next invoice when you've worked out how to deal with that shit.

TheMercenary 05-26-2010 09:40 PM

let's see

France

D-Day

The fact that all the people in the UK do not have to speak German

all the Chinese do not have to speak Japanese

let me count the ways...

Aliantha 05-26-2010 09:45 PM

Seriously? You're going to have an argument about who owes who what?

OK, here's some fuel for the fire (because apparently that's what I'm good at).

One word.

Imperialism!

TheMercenary 05-26-2010 09:48 PM

Fuck Imperialism. I am a fan of Isolationism. The sooner we say fuck you to the rest of the world the sooner we can get our house in order...

Aliantha 05-26-2010 09:51 PM

Well you'll have to stop practicing imperialism first. ;)

monster 05-26-2010 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 658738)
let's see

France

D-Day

The fact that all the people in the UK do not have to speak German

all the Chinese do not have to speak Japanese

let me count the ways...

you dream.

you do know only American history books tell it this way, right?

Undertoad 05-26-2010 10:18 PM

You will sing in our accent and you will like it.

HungLikeJesus 05-26-2010 10:32 PM

History is written by winners, baby.

TheDaVinciChode 05-26-2010 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 658677)
dream on, honey. Welcome to OldFartLand.



Wrong again. It's just that the three word songs didn't survive as well. (Da Da Da, anyone?) This parody should give you an idea that there was lyrical crap around before you were born, sonny....



Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 658704)
These boots were made for walkin'
That's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk all over you.


Yes, that is lyrical genius right there.

Minority vs Majority. :)

--

As for the America vs Everyone else rant... Is there even a point? The only people who believe America to be great, to be saviours of the world... are flag-waving, fact-ignorant Americans.

Everyone else laughs at the lack of actual fact in American history books... and the arrogance portrayed by Americans who have no clue.

(Bad day, so I'm leaving this short but sweet.)

monster 05-27-2010 06:37 AM

Sorry, guys, sometimes I forget to ignore some stuff.

Shawnee123 05-27-2010 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 658726)
Rly? You're seriously not going to wade in and tell me what I shoudl be doing and how? I find that hard to believe. :lol:

You owe the world your soul for fast food and all it's metastacized nasties.
You owe the world your soul for creating the market for goods made in child sweatshops
You owe the world your soul for George Bush. And that's a big one.
You owe Vietnam and the Koreas a new world and a new beginning. That one might not involve soul as much as Seoul, maybe start there.....

I don't want to overwhelm you, I'll send the next invoice when you've worked out how to deal with that shit.

Can I set up a payment plan? I'm not disputing the charges. :D

HungLikeJesus 05-27-2010 07:41 AM

The Shawnees have claims too.

Shawnee123 05-27-2010 07:50 AM

Yeah, but we're a forgiving people. :p:

I can forgive just about anything except people continuing to be a piece of whack. :lol:

Sincerely,

Earth Child


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