Sorry, went back and fixed in after you posted... was talking to CM.

I like the squirt gun idea. when she yammers, squirt her. but don't laugh afterward, just go back to being quiet.

Or a Laundry basket full of tennis balls

I had a yowling cat that I used the "squirt bottle and a handful of shoes" method with: squirt squirt squirt until out of range and then start launching shoes until the cat is under a piece of furniture in the room farthest from you...throw an extra few shoes just to "set" the under-furniture position.

Works with yowling kids too.

The principal difference is that kids are smart enough to remember what the squirt bottle looks like.
Downside: they cower in fear when you're just picking up shoes out of the floor before vacuuming.

Your downside is my bonus effect.

Your backside is my bonus effect.

This might actually work! Or make her cry. Either way.

win win

I love to see sociopathic hyperbole in the morning...:p

It says something about a person when they think a dislike of moron-babble and a desire to maintain personal boundaries is "sociopathic"... tell me, do you also enjoy shopping malls and reality shows?

No she has Cows

Sounds painful!

Newsflash! Not every comment on this thread is for or directed at you:rolleyes:

But Vana , Its ALL About the TIKI !!!