welll i tried that once at least, and it seemed easy enough... its just a lot harder with her sitting there watching and waiting.
so. awkward.

oh did i mention
my soundtrack while all of this was going on
was prince's 1999.
so perfect.

I've heard it can be fun to have her be the one putting it on you.

I wouldn't really know, though. Not real experienced in that department.

I think the main thing is to maintain a sense of humor though. :)

B-1-a) No, put them on and masturbate.

B-1-a-i) No, man, on your dick.

When my then-gf and I lost our virginity, I blew my wad the minute I put a condom on...then I got performance anxiety...then she dried out. But when we finally got on the same page, we fucked like there was no tomorrow. This all happened in the span of a few hours on Christmas Day 14 years ago...and all was right with the world. :)

1999 is good...I would also suggest Seal's first two albums and NIN's Downward Spiral if you're feeling particularly naughty.

Ravel's Bolero? Much more arty.

Ahh, to be young and in lust. Oops love. Love, I meant love.

bolero's too short.

Ibs - definitely get her to put it on for you. Foreplay is for men as well as women, and if putting on a contraceptive is part of foreplay then you both win.

If you're using non-lubricated it's great for a woman to put it on with her mouth. If you both try it and have fun with it, she'll be learning a skill that will blow away (pun intended) a future lover, and you'll be getting a quasi blowjob.

(Apologies if you're in love and believe you will be with her for life)

Oh and in closing - YAYYYYY!
Good for you (both). Sex is so exciting and all-encompassing at the beginning. Sex sex sex sex sex.

You popped her cherry with your finger? What were you playing? Muppets?

lol!!

i thought of that but
eww dicks are icky
and i didnt wanna make her do that to mine
on the other hand when i killed it trying to get it on i did get her to try to revive it...
but meh
next time.

ETA: what can i say sheldon, i've got bassist's fingers.

Guess that makes you a Bass fisherman. lol!!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

This thread is awesome.

Oh, the memories.

That's it, Sheldon, go to your room!


:lol:

Ew dicks are icky? WTH? I mean yeah a shower is essential to me (unless I'm drunk or just that horny), I used to like givin oral better than gettin. I could cum just doin it for someone. Then again I've been told I have a fixation for that...TMI?
My ex and I never could deal with condoms, either of us. Lube just did not make it better (I really think it was his fault, he just didn't have the patience to get it right). It is important to keep the humor, and be understanding. Just practice like they've said (its not like you wouldn't enjoy that practice :) )
I guess now that I'm on the market and all tho I'll need to use 'em. I've become even more picky about my partners tho, I did my time teachin a guy, I want some lessons myself now.:blush: Still no for now Elz. I'll be sure to let you know when the bus ticket is necessary.

when anyone starts blaiming
Its over !