We do need boogers, tho.

Iron My Shirt! lol

Geee, I want a penny for every time a woman has dragged her hubby out of a pub. :yelgreedy

Hey Sarge. ;)

;)

:)

"The British might come back for your taxis...."

You can have my handsome cab when you pry... my fat butt outa this seat.

You can have our cabs if we can have your cab drivers.

I will admit that London cabbies are well worth having
Although you sometimes want a mute button
I think they are officially the most opinionated people in the world. I know - a couple of them drink in my pub!

I doubt our mini-cab drivers are any better than yours though

D'you Know I Had Them Girls In
The Back Of The Cab The Other Week
Sick All Over The Back Seat
I Had To Charge 'Em Double
They Ought'a Bring Back The Birch
You Know, Bring Back National Service
Bring Back Hanging! Hanging?
Hanging's Too Good For 'Em
I'm Not Prejudice Or Anything
You Know These Mini-Cab Drivers...
They've Got No Tax, No Insurance
Some Of 'Em Don't Even Have A Bleedin' Car!
Anyway John, Where Yer Wanna Go Then...

Shampoo, "Shiny Black Taxi Cab"

Superb

Help!
I have a photo of my colleagues that I want to make into to a motivational poster. But everything I've come up with is mean to the person on the left. She is also an artist and I don't want it to sound as if I'm singling her out. However I do have to mention her as she is obviously the reason for this being a comedy photo.

Any ideas?

I think the guy on right looks "funny" with the flower thing in his hair - at least she can get away with it.


Ohhh that left lol