:mg: No obligatory goatse or snarky comments for the n00b? Color me flummoxed.

But thanks.

Nah, we don't count it as much fun until we know what your weak points are ;)

Yeah...just wait DM, the best is yet to come. ;) lol Believe me, it'll happen if you say something which someone considers to be stupid or naive or ignorant or unfunny or...or...or...

Or Caturday?

Nah, no worries, I'm aware of forum protocol. Moose out front told me. I'll try to slip up soon though for your n00b-bashing viewing pleasure though ;)

They might let you get a hundred posts or so up before they do that though. Lull you into a false sense of security, then pounce on your arse. :D

Well hello DS! Welcome to the Cellar. Unusual handle you got there....is there a story behind that name?

Yeah Whats the deal DUDE ??



Oh and Howdy !

Yeesh, is this a forum or an episode of Oz? Ok, so invest in some soap-on-rope and don't piss off the poofters. I think I got it, thanks for the heads up :thumb:

Ha, no, not really. It was a spur-of-the-moment idea for an insulting name for my neighbor when he was cheating at NBA Jam when I was about 12. We laughed for about 10 minutes at how stupid it was, and I don't think I've thought of it again until I needed a user handle when signing up here. Go figure, the things that come to your mind when you least expect them... I usually use Tracer Bullet, but that sounded a little pretentious to use in a place where I don't know anyone, so dingleschmutz it is.

Heidy-ho.

Dingleschmutz is a waaaay better name than Tracer Bullet imo *smiles*

Agreed

Edit: oh yah...:welcome:

Hmmm...I'm feeling like the dingleman just slammed me. lol

Bastard!

Don't you mean....

Cock!


(Well it's how I got welcomed.... http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=374859&postcount=74)

hahaha...lucky you.

Jimbo is always so nice to new people.

Actually, I have to say you've gotten off very lightly and I think it's thanks to the little chat room that some people think they should complain about even when the marvelous UT has done the best he can to satisfy the whiners among us.

*cough*kissarsedrunksluzza*cough*

bitch