Well, in a way, we have been advertising a cat-and-duck-rescue service.

At least they are in tact. Can't stand those tactless ducklings.

These young poultry these days have no brain-to-mouth filter.

Maybe we could club together and send them a few oranges and a little sage?

My entire clutch of ducklings was killed in the 9-11 attacks. How can you be so thoughtless?

Did you clutch them too hard?

You must be this old to ride this post
 

Duckie!

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why am i banned???

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oh i forgot to say "dear admin, fuck your site and fuck your mother :)" i hope you burn in hell :)

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Turkey.

Spammer.

That smiley face. It's so offensive.

I think you're getting a little heavy handed in your bannings there mr toad.

Turkey! Just in time for Canadian Thanksgiving!

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i am a cellar of various merchandise over the inernet and i am wondering about the rules you have for celling stuff here on your cite. do you ask for a somision? can i cell stuff that is adult in nature? please get back to me soon i look forward to giving you the business

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This is clever enough but I don't think sir realized that the user name is passed along if you're logged in while using Contact Us.

A cellar's somission? Was he attacked by a bat as a sbool boy?

Hmm, well at least he asked. That was better than just trying to spam the place, right?

Maybe it was someone taking the piss...