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i dont want to brag but i have shown a few women that a dvd can be better than a VHS if you know what i mean ;)
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note the :unsure: that indicates i have no idea what it means either. but im sure it would be quite kinky.
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I want to go to someones house with a bar and try every drink I havn't yet tried. This might require frequent trips to the bathroom and the possiblity of being taken advantage of. ' I would hope' :P J/K!
I want to go to an all you can eat buffet and try only the desserts. One right after the other. J/K! |
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[quote=skysidhe]I want to go to someones house with a bar and try every drink I havn't yet tried. This might require frequent trips to the bathroom and the possiblity of being taken advantage of. ' I would hope' :P J/K!
[quote] Wouldn't being taken advantage of in the bathroom get a bit, um...messy? And you don't have to be soused to be taken advantage of. Just being cooperative, willing and flirtatious usually gets the job done. |
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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener." - Denis Leary
I want to be the Roman Centurion who nailed The Christ to the cross. I want to be the SS officer who decided who lived or died as they got off the train. I want to be the serial killer who got way. I want to be the dictator who massacred his people. I want to deep-fry your corpse and eat for a week. I want to watch the world bleed to death. I want to gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you. Just some of the bad things I want. |
Right now I could do with an entire spice cake.
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@ elspode ,
haha, well the 'being taken advantage of' was an afterthought and separate from the bathroom but I know you were teasing. grr @ typing appearing so bland. :) @ bruce, If I ever did such a thing , nakedness would be a given. If the sparks fly ....or I'm drunk enough.:P |
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mmmm fellow pastry lover |
right now i really want tacos from jack in the box. unfortunaetly i am on a diet and totally cheated yesterday. :(
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Let's see... a divorce, and a harem. A quiet, over-libidinous harem... full of physicists... gorgeous ones, who double as bodyguards, with handguns in thigh holsters and miniskirts so short, they could carry a change of clothes in a matchbox... To protect me and my billions of dollars earned through gun-running and arms dealing. That's a start. Oh yeah, and I want my own religion, one that comes with promiscuous 21-year old norwegian altar-girls.
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Welcome to the cellar , I've got a funny feeling you're gonna fit in here.
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Thanks. Yeah, I looked around a little bit, and realized that I'd found a home.
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