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TheMercenary 02-21-2011 12:04 PM

Now here is a family man!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...dchildren.html

Clodfobble 02-21-2011 12:35 PM

Oh, that can't be true. I have it on good authority that marriage has always been 1:1, throughout the centuries.

Sundae 02-21-2011 12:43 PM

Quote:

Rinkmini, one of Mr Chana's wives who is 35 years old, said: 'We stay around him as he is the most important person in the house. He is the most handsome person in the village.

She says Mr Chana noticed her on a morning walk in the village 18 years ago and wrote her a letter asking for her hand in marriage.
She was 12. Dirty old man.

How is he going to give all his sons a start in life, anyway?
He's marrying women young enough to be their daughters?

But you're right, Clod. 1:1 is the most natural state, and has been since The Creation.

Shawnee123 02-21-2011 12:44 PM

Thank...um, er...GOD. I'd hate to have to kill 4 or 5 men, instead of just one.

footfootfoot 02-21-2011 07:00 PM

wells fargo shenanigans

http://consumerist.com/2011/02/how-t...lls-fargo.html

ZenGum 02-22-2011 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 712617)
She was 12. Dirty old man.

I think the word you are looking for is pedophile.


Foot3 ... that is brilliant. I'd love it if he plays hardball and forces the sale.

GunMaster357 02-22-2011 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 712617)
Quote:

Rinkmini, one of Mr Chana's wives who is 35 years old, said: 'We stay around him as he is the most important person in the house. He is the most handsome person in the village.

She says Mr Chana noticed her on a morning walk in the village 18 years ago and wrote her a letter asking for her hand in marriage.
She was 12. Dirty old man.

How is he going to give all his sons a start in life, anyway?
He's marrying women young enough to be their daughters?

But you're right, Clod. 1:1 is the most natural state, and has been since The Creation.

Sorry to contradict you but 35 minus 18 is 17.

Not too young to marry even in some of our western countries.

footfootfoot 02-22-2011 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 712774)
I think the word you are looking for is pedophile.


Foot3 ... that is brilliant. I'd love it if he plays hardball and forces the sale.

As long as it isn't tried in AZ he may have a shot at it. (link to hit and run case where perp was "too important" to be punished)

Sundae 02-22-2011 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 712782)
Sorry to contradict you but 35 minus 18 is 17.
Not too young to marry even in some of our western countries.

You're right in that I'm wrong - I really should check & double check my maths as I know I have dyscalculia.

But he's still a dirty old man after all.
Just not a paedo.

footfootfoot 02-22-2011 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 712803)
You're right in that I'm wrong - I really should check & double check my maths as I know I have dyscalculia.

But he's still a dirty old man after all.
Just not a paedo.

The pot calling the kettle black?:D

Sundae 02-22-2011 09:43 AM

Eh?
I admit to occasional dirtiness, but not lusting after 17 year olds. Well, not since I was 17.
And last time I checked I wasn't a man.

Perry Winkle 02-22-2011 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 712611)
I have it on good authority that marriage has always been 1:1, throughout the universe, since time began with dinosaurs and man living peacefully together.

Fixed that for you.

footfootfoot 02-26-2011 09:25 AM

I use LED lights for all my voodoo sex rituals
 
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/02/26...atal-new-york/

Nirvana 02-26-2011 09:48 AM

Brazilian woman finds alligator behind sofa
 
A woman in Brazil was shocked to find an alligator hiding behind her sofa after heavy rains flooded her house in the town of Parauapebas, in Para state.

She said she was alerted to the reptile's presence by her three-year-old son, who was patting its head. :eek:

The woman snatched the child away and called the fire brigade, who trapped the 1.5m-long (5ft) alligator.

The firefighters said the family was lucky the reptile was not hungry.

Firefighter Captain Luiz Claudio Farias said it could have seriously hurt or even killed the boy.

Capt Farias said it was not uncommon for animals such as alligators and snakes to enter people's houses in towns such as Parauapebas which are built very near rivers and the rainforest.

He said the reptile had been released in a less populated area of the town.

link

Trilby 02-27-2011 03:09 AM

Shawnee At It Again

NEW HAMPTON, Iowa -- A man known to many as "Iowa Blackie," who was a regular at the annual National Hobo Days Convention in Britt, has died.

Officials with the New Hampton Police Department say the hobo, whose real name was Richard Gage, was found dead in his home in New Hampton on Thursday. He was 62.

The Waterloo-Cedar Falls Courier reports that Gage was given his hobo name in the 1970s. He supported himself by working whatever job he could find and selling books of his poetry that detailed his life as a hobo.

Gage began to chronicle his life as a hobo in 1987. His work is also included in the book "One More Train: the Underground World of Modern American Hoboes," by Cliff Williams.


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