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lumberjim 05-08-2018 04:46 PM

https://i.imgur.com/EbDLYfj.jpg

I can't find a combo that isn't awesome

Ya Butterface Shart Blossom

Gravdigr 05-10-2018 02:41 PM

Smelly douche hammer.

Luvvit.

Happy Monkey 05-10-2018 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1008242)
I can't find a combo that isn't awesome

I dunno; I think using 'dragon' might soften the insult. The other items in column 3 can take on and enhance the insult level, but 'dragon' turns it around a bit.

A slimy butt dragon is still a goddamn dragon.

lumberjim 05-10-2018 05:36 PM

how about a Butt loving Shit Dragon? That would indicate a dragon shaped shit...which is actually shit, and not a dragon at all...



reference the shit-man thread. and the great ongoing shit man debate that followed

glatt 05-11-2018 04:08 AM

Shit men.
Good times.

Gravdigr 05-11-2018 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 1008321)
A slimy butt dragon is still a goddamn dragon.

That's so full of awesome, I can't even.

Happy Monkey 05-11-2018 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1008324)
how about a Butt loving Shit Dragon? That would indicate a dragon shaped shit...which is actually shit, and not a dragon at all...

reference the shit-man thread. and the great ongoing shit man debate that followed

Still a dragon, in my mind (And it looks like that thread agrees, actually). One with fecal breath, who likes to kidnap princesses with a bit of junk in the trunk.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1008352)
That's so full of awesome, I can't even.

I know, right?

Using 'dragon' in column 3 mitigates the insult factor of the first two columns, if it doesn't overwhelm them entirely.

Clodfobble 05-11-2018 06:00 PM

Mr. Clod and I were just talking about the Shit Men controversy the other day. I wish I could remember what new shit-based metaphor triggered it...

xoxoxoBruce 05-11-2018 07:47 PM

Oh sure, true to form, you love to tease us. :rolleyes:

lumberjim 05-19-2018 05:27 AM

Day one of vacation today. We left home at 4 Friday after work. I loaded the bike on a trailer and we got as far as Winchester Va. Hooked up with a buddy we met in Front Royal 3 years ago. Had some beers and burgers. The burger menu was very interesting. They had one called Fat Elvis. With Peanut butter, bananas and bacon. Didn't try that one. I had a George Washington. Cheddar, bacon, apple slices and a fried egg. Damn tasty.

It started raining around dusk, so driving with a motorcycle in tow was extra enjoyable. It's still fucking raining as I enjoy this free breakfast at the Hampton inn. Cmon.

xoxoxoBruce 05-19-2018 07:18 AM

Jim, there's an SSR gathering at Maggie Valley, NC this weekend and the weather forecasts are all bad. :(

lumberjim 05-24-2018 09:11 AM

Last day. This was monday doing the tail of the dragon. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...9835d816d6.jpg

captainhook455 05-24-2018 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1008996)
Last day. This was monday doing the tail of the dragon. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...9835d816d6.jpg

Man I am a sorry friend not txing for so long. Bout time you relieved some stress.

Griff 05-25-2018 06:59 AM

Sweeeeeeeeeet

lumberjim 05-31-2018 07:59 PM

Ripleys senior year art exhibit is tonight. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...4314c28daa.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...ee9cf7ee13.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...70aa0fd5b1.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...37be72c6ce.jpg


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