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monster 03-17-2015 08:12 PM

Part of my job is making sure local products are labelled appropriately. i.e. with a great big price tag that says "Local". I find fun in saying "These are local tags for local people" even though no-one has a fucking clue what I am on about :) One day there will be another Brit working there who might get it, meanwhile, it does no harm :D

Happy Monkey 03-17-2015 08:32 PM

I made a local joke for local people last week. Nobody got it.

monster 03-17-2015 09:08 PM

I'm sorry.

Also..... Computer Says No. I use that a lot. ah well.

Carruthers 03-17-2015 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 923918)
Part of my job is making sure local products are labelled appropriately. i.e. with a great big price tag that says "Local". I find fun in saying "These are local tags for local people" even though no-one has a fucking clue what I am on about :) One day there will be another Brit working there who might get it, meanwhile, it does no harm :D

A few days ago Sundae convinced me to buy the 'League of Gentleman' DVD box set.
It arrived yesterday and all I need to do now is find an opportunity to watch it.
Yes, I'm posting this at 0345 but I'm really too tired to watch it at the moment.

Carruthers 03-18-2015 07:47 AM

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monster 03-18-2015 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 923930)
A few days ago Sundae convinced me to buy the 'League of Gentleman' DVD box set.
It arrived yesterday and all I need to do now is find an opportunity to watch it.
Yes, I'm posting this at 0345 but I'm really too tired to watch it at the moment.

Were you up early or late? that's when I left for work this morning

Carruthers 03-18-2015 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 923961)
Were you up early or late? that's when I left for work this morning

Neither. It was approximately the half way point of the three hours I am usually awake in the middle of the night.

I haven't had a decent night's sleep since about 1895. :thepain:

monster 03-18-2015 02:59 PM

ugh. still, at least you have The Cellar to visit :D

Lamplighter 04-28-2015 09:00 PM

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Somehow, this mural on a hospital in Quebec seems to be an inside joke...

xoxoxoBruce 04-28-2015 10:15 PM

This picture is part of the fresco telling the history of medicine at the Hôtel-Dieu de Québec, the oldest hospital in North America, since its founding in 1639.

Gravdigr 04-29-2015 03:09 AM

Ahh, the magical, healing properties of playing an ear-recorder into the chest of your patient...

Gravdigr 04-29-2015 03:10 AM

Or, maybe, closely listening to the chest-recorder played by your patient

limey 04-29-2015 05:41 AM

Yes, but am I the only person to have noticed the concertina player at the right hand side?

BigV 04-29-2015 09:48 AM

ventilator, on standby.

ftfy

infinite monkey 05-17-2015 04:28 PM

So, I really like the folks I work with at the depot. Young and old (old as in my age...lol) all but one of them are good folks. I could start a list of amusing things that remind me of my young days at the farm market. bits and pieces are better...so:

Younger guy and a younger girl talking to me, and young lady is bemoaning her marriage, and younger guy is obviously smitten with her...without being an ass about it. So I sez to them, I sez : J is a nice guy. If I were 900 years younger...

And J sez: hey, just like The Outfield said, I like my girls a little bit older.

I was impressed he knew the song and band.


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