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Because there a few things more awesome than space ninjas airsurfing a Draculabot.

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http://imakeprojects.com/Projects/halloween-supper/

It's called Extreme Ironing ...

beware of both flora and fauna

the dark knight has nothing on this guy

oopsie...

fun for the whole family

last one for today, not sure if this is warning the women, encouraging the men, or both...

Better than "SuBparman".

the "abdominal brain." uh huh.

Now that is a brilliant pic.

Hands Free is now the law in California:

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Happy Halloween....

Too Soon...?
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Of course it's too soon.

Halloween is still months away.

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill can hold more than his belican,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week!
But I'm damned if I know how the helican!

-- Dixon Lanier Merritt
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DAR512 attributed this poetic set to D L Merritt But it was OGDEN NASH who wrote the verse.

NOT FUNNY TO US IN VIRGINIA !!!!!:headshake :headshake

Yes, and Ogden Nash also wrote, "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

And... ;)

Enough poetry. Time for more WTF images:

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No now it's funny because they are from Virginia. Both students that dressed up like victims.

Well I think the guy won the "worst" costume prize at the themed party they went to. So much for those "private" themed parties. Let this be a lesson to you guys in Virginia.

Who would think this up? some bored kids on summer break?
 

That's called "Tuesday Night" at the Drax house.

Oof!

B&D
 

I Love Barbie Bondage!

(And the best part is lunch comes right after!)

Talk about being two faced!
 

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"Sorry. You say something?"

Our brave men and women working hard at getting them!
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Reply hazy, try again

However, I admit that I've not looked for a hard copy. Do you have a citation?

Don't know how to embed the video here, so I'll just provide the link. This is not for the squeamish. Frankly, some of it might just give me nightmares, but it is VERY WTF worthy:

Thanks, Bruce. I do appreciate the assistance! :)

It's too easy!!! Love it!

"Patient seems to be suffering from a dislocated neck"

Two-timing bitch. :eyebrow:

some stupid headlines
 

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more stupid headlines
 

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Great clippings Ali.

OK, I'll bite: wtF is that vampire lookin' freak injecting into his face? And why? Oh yeah, attention.

I'm thinking of lopping off some body parts and replacing them with gardening implements so people will notice me.

I guess that makes you a Hoe! :D

That's right, and don't you forget it!

I would think just once you would root for me rather than raking me over the coals. I'm on the edger, man, and I've got a real chipper on my shoulder. Now shovel off!

Sorry. Just hedging my bets. :D

Fence sitter.

time to leaf
 

Oh, go blower yourself

He's injecting saline. Some people get their rocks off by inflating their body parts this way. Notably, there's one group of fetishists that does this to their scrotums. They inflate them until they're the size of small soccer balls, or larger if possible. It's amazing what some people find sexually stimulating and/or attractive.