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SteveDallas 07-09-2008 10:05 AM

They're revolted at the very thought, in my (admittedly limited) experience.

lookout123 07-09-2008 11:49 AM

they'll do just about anything to help a living creature though.:D

footfootfoot 07-09-2008 03:17 PM

"Blow me or I'll shoot this dog?"

HungLikeJesus 07-09-2008 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 467883)
"Blow me or I'll shoot this dog?"

Is that quote from Falwell or Pat Roberts?

impress 07-09-2008 07:50 PM

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Mayor of Shekou 07-09-2008 08:25 PM

blechk
 
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Originally Posted by impress (Post 467940)

Yet another keyboard in the trash.... Too hard to clean my breakfast off it.

Stress Puppy 07-09-2008 09:17 PM

Vegetarians taste better, and vegans tend to be very .... open. In pretty much all ways.

Undertoad 07-09-2008 09:52 PM

My friend knows a vegan and she shits like 7 times a day. He thinks it's like the special secret of veganism, or something.

lookout123 07-10-2008 01:07 AM

in another life i was surrounded by vegan friends. don't light a freaking match around them. and yes they shit constantly.

Crimson Ghost 07-10-2008 02:38 AM

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He fill them with such tasty meat?

JuancoRocks 07-10-2008 03:34 AM

Vegan/Vegetarian= Indian name for poor hunter.......

glatt 07-10-2008 03:14 PM

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barefoot serpent 07-10-2008 04:54 PM

Looks like Dolly will be joining Grandad in Heaven...

the Dysfunctional Family Circus

John 07-10-2008 09:24 PM

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...panel03_09.gif

John 07-12-2008 08:54 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/049_pics.jpg

Sundae 07-12-2008 09:15 AM

I don't see that so much as a WTF.
It's more of a Post Your Pet.
Apart from the harbls ;)

impress 07-12-2008 10:03 AM

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footfootfoot 07-12-2008 12:38 PM

Whoever butchered that chicken did a shitty job of bleeding it out first, now it's pretty much worthless for eating...

xoxoxoBruce 07-12-2008 12:41 PM

Whoa dude, you're talking about a naked chick on the beach. ;)

John 07-12-2008 05:07 PM

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...rt_pretty1.jpg

http://meglyman.livejournal.com/2613...le=mine#cutid1

John 07-12-2008 05:56 PM

For the record, the chicken comes from:
http://machineanimalcollages.com/Pag...onChicken.html

And since this is the WTF Images thread, all posts should have a WTF image:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...ird_afp220.jpg

spudcon 07-12-2008 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 468629)
Whoever butchered that chicken did a shitty job of bleeding it out first, now it's pretty much worthless for eating...

Obviously you've never seen the film "Rodan." It's not a chicken.

John 07-13-2008 03:39 PM

http://alp.humor.gamespy.com/strips/strip_251.jpg

SteveDallas 07-13-2008 04:19 PM

I hate when models are so skinny their ribs show.

John 07-13-2008 08:46 PM

http://pics.livejournal.com/bubblebus1/pic/0006dtk5

impress 07-13-2008 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 468894)

That cat's face is PURE wtf! Love that pic, John. Here's a video for a commercial for Burger King that has a WTF element to it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTXbMCOywVY

John 07-14-2008 02:46 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Main/ambig.gif

Shawnee123 07-14-2008 04:05 PM

That Happy New Year/Cat picture has so many levels of WTFiness I can't stop looking!

BigV 07-14-2008 06:11 PM

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wtf, but, seriously folks.. you *would* want the dr to have had some experience before he got to your prostate, right? And who would want to volunteer to provide that experience. Not me, thankyouveryverymuch. This is one way to avoid that delicate situation.

http://www.eontarionow.com/health/20...ent-bone-loss/

SteveDallas 07-14-2008 08:15 PM

You could have specially trained "patients" to practice on.

xoxoxoBruce 07-14-2008 10:37 PM

That was an interesting read, Steve. :thumb:

impress 07-15-2008 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 469153)


Or you could be one of the less fortunate and NOT get paid. Combine post #5131 with post #5132 and you get THIS!

sweetwater 07-15-2008 08:23 AM

I wish I could read the title of the book on the back of the couch in the HNY/Cat photo - I was really hoping that it was Catcher in the Rye. Not that that photo needs more WTFness, mind, but I was just hoping.

glatt 07-15-2008 08:26 AM

It's Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH.

BigV 07-15-2008 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 469153)

"...either way, it's lose lose." bwahahahahahahahha! Excellent article, SD, thanks.

John 07-15-2008 01:34 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ontvotedem.jpg

This man is Unclear On The Concept.

toranokaze 07-15-2008 03:27 PM

Or they will will blow up another skyscraper?

lookout123 07-15-2008 06:56 PM

suuuuuure. the wtc was retaliation for allowing the clinton's in the white house for 8 years. it just took a couple years longer than planned to train the pilots, i guess.

Sundae 07-15-2008 07:27 PM

Crikey me, the licence taken with the rhymes and scansion should definitely be punishable under the HSA.

I'm sure he'd agree. After all
Quote:

Now we're trying to win a war and wipe out the terrorists,
We're not fightin for oil we got plenty if we drill it.
But the liberals and the media are spreading their lies,
Get the hell out of our way and let our soldiers fight.

Shawnee123 07-16-2008 09:01 AM

http://www.therepublicansong.com/about.html

That's worse than most of the drivel on CMT.

Why do those kind of guys always look like a big wad of Silly Putty? Moron.

John 07-17-2008 06:08 AM

For bonus points, the writer of The Republican Song is Mike Meehan, who has his own article category on VanguardNewsNetwork.com - meaning, he's openly a neo-nazi.

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK FROM WORK
I strongly suggest that you do not click this link from work, or from anywhere else where visiting white supremacist websites might get you into any trouble at all.
DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK FROM WORK

And image:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...the_medium.jpg

Shawnee123 07-17-2008 07:24 AM

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Why is that gun cow colored? Is it incognito for when the cows take over? I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords. Fucking moo...

impress 07-17-2008 07:50 AM

Cows With Guns by Dana Lyons

"We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high."

Stress Puppy 07-17-2008 07:51 AM

Furthermore, how will that book give me a massage?

impress 07-17-2008 07:56 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...the_medium.jpg


That's what I call a VERY deep tissue massage.


Yikes.

glatt 07-17-2008 08:07 AM

I'd like to know how they cut those complex shapes into the book without tattering the pages.

HungLikeJesus 07-17-2008 08:16 AM

The Medium is the Massage? I wonder what that's about. Why is a massage book shaped like a gun? I'm so confused. Maybe he meant "massacre."

glatt 07-17-2008 08:17 AM

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Sundae 07-17-2008 08:51 AM

Maybe it was The Medium is the Mascara?
Although you generally apply it with a wand, not a gun

dar512 07-17-2008 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 469697)
I'd like to know how they cut those complex shapes into the book without tattering the pages.

Lasers?

dar512 07-17-2008 09:27 AM

Marshall McLuhan had a number of interesting insights into the media and culture. The title of the book is a play on his original statement that "The medium is the message".

If you want to get that deep, the image above could be seen as a comment on violence in the media.

glatt 07-17-2008 09:27 AM

maybe. I'd expect some charring/browning on the edges though.

jinx 07-17-2008 09:59 AM

There's no charring on those laser cut cards.

glatt 07-17-2008 10:24 AM

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I think you two are right. I'd seen laser cut wooden bookmarks with the browning on the cut edges, but this place will cut up books for you with their laser cutter. Pretty cool, actually. The edges of their work isn't browned either.

BrianR 07-17-2008 10:48 AM

I'm guessing the old fashioned way that spies did it... a template and razor blade.

HungLikeJesus 07-17-2008 02:27 PM

I just saw this below the tip mug:

Quote:

"The medium is the massage."
--Crazy Nigel

Mayor of Shekou 07-17-2008 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512 (Post 469709)
Lasers?

Friggin sharks?

John 07-17-2008 08:23 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3240/...6d571bfa_o.jpg

John 07-17-2008 08:24 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ly/eggart3.jpg

Eggshell art!


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