I'm always stubbing my toe on my chair, and its feet don't even stick out past the seat.

That won't happen if you walk backwards. :haha:

I don't think many people have ceilings this high but you can cut a hole for it. ;)

The odd cubby on the upper right side is just killing me.

Yeah, 4 that go in from that side, plus 4 down below.

Or just whittle and call it art...

I really like that one!

Head, shoulders, elbows, knees, but no toeses.

Can't decide if I like it, or no.

No toeses because if you assign those bumps to shoulders an elbows it would have to be kneeling. It's waiting for the fire to gender reveal.

When I first heard of that party down south, I thought it was some teenager announcing his/her decision.
Fireworks in that area in September are not a good idea.

Same.

It dawned on me that maybe after 1200 posts you're sick of the do-it-yourself bullshit and just want to buy some stuff.
Fair enough, here ya go, my buddy Louie will fix you up. Louie, Louie Vuitton ...

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Now do you remember why you got into doing it yourself?

Got it! Hanging chair for the price of three 2020 Tesla Model 3's.

Easier than building a ramp and door to get the Teslas into the living room.

But the Teslas could act as your house battery whereas that...