Don't worry Bri. No one looks at the mantlepiece while they're stoking the fire anyway. ;)

On a more serious note, the state you're in now is not permanent and you know it. Things will go back to normal and then you can get back to your old tricks.

There's no market for pity sex, then? shame. Still if you do pull, you could blame the barfing on morning sickness and take 'em for all you can get....

Plus no need to shave or wax and no stubble....

Pish tosh. Just consider that the shallow fuck portion of your life is done with, and you are now ready to begin screwing only men who have some goddamn substance about them.

i'd hit it. and i am not ugly. jinx would totally let me, too.

and you have a lot of 'substance' too don't you jimbo? :D

Would jinx join in?

Yay Duck, yeah Id love to go down under, and Brianna Im using to puking Im a Uni student its what we do >.<

:) you guys cheer me up!

a substantial amount

I'm no longer drunk enough to carry on this conversation. I hold my wife in the highest regard, and greatest respect. Don't tase me, bro.

Hey Bri, I was just thinking about the no shaving part too. My mom-in-law never got the hair back under her arms...and very little back on her legs. (I didn't inquire about her other bits...) Her head hair came back just as full as before the chemo though.

So, maybe there is a bright side...eventually.:fingerx:

I'd like to offer you a sleepover niklai but I live in the world's tiniest house with a miniature sofa and a fucking big hairy dog who doesn't like strangers :P

You hittin' on me? coz...well, no's not in my vocabulary (except where my boss is concerned).

Well I doubt you can really hit on anyone online its more like a well aimed punch but meh whatever. And Id hit on you, I love aussies :D there better than americans they knwo how to get drunk properly.

Awww damn Dana, well i could camp near by Yourkshire is big enough??

Oh and please people Nik for short I hate the O being missed out sorry Im a lil anal when it comes to that, and no one turn the anal thing into a joke now, I Know what you people are like

Is that right? Why don't you tell us what we people are like then...besides some of us liking a lil anal once in a while... :eek:

Yeah.....that was a typo Nik...not a deliberate shortening of the name.