Clever advertising...
Buy Pennzoil + war bonds = pride for doing more than your peers.

Have to get a new elephant....


LOL

However, spare bunnies can be found in the trunk

Shoulda been a hybrid.

I see a flaw - the radiator won't be hot if you're not using gas.

Maybe these are assists, like the batteries in a hybrid. If you are right you might be entitled to substantial monetary compensation from Pennzoil. :jig:

What costs more?

Buying gasoline?

Or feeding an elephant?

Old school Metallica fan:

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"Draw me in your sweaty leg hair like one of your French girls."

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I'm not sure she knows what an STD is:

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Speaking of cowboys era folks...

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I'm not a scotch man, but, if you buy I'll drink it.

Ha!

Apparently, I *used* to be a scotch man, but now I see I can't afford it.

There is more traffic now?

Apparently an Indian scout who rode with Wild Bill Cody...

Ice fishing can get expensive...