I went out to lock up the chickens last night and found a mostly empty coop, a dead hen, and a racoon. I gave him the opportunity to walk away but in the end had to get all 2nd Amendmenty on him.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. :cool::cool:

I cannot find a way to stop that motherfucking video.

DON'T START THAT VIDEO.

PLEASE KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH FIRE!!!!!

Make a hat. Maybe they'll write songs about ya. Maybe ya get a tv show.

I didn't think of that, damnit reduce reuse recycle...

In the UK we're not blessed with the wide variety of wild mammals that inhabit North America.
That said, there are occasional sightings of big cats. They tend to be spotted by patrons of the local pub on their way home at about 2300 suitably fortified by several pints of Stench & Dredge's Old Peculier.
So, all I can offer you are Badgers. Having posted similar images before, they are probably of little interest but it's the fact that we now have three of them turning up at once that has prompted me to post.

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Re-hide that key to the backdoor. They'll be Netflixing and chilling in ya living room before ya know it.

They're cool, why are they coming around, must be something to eat?

They forage for worms much of the time but they're opportunist feeders so will eat snails, slugs, berries, grain and nuts among other things.
I put out plentiful supplies of peanuts for them as they are a proven favourite.
There are two Badgers on the front lawn as I type this. They're just feet away.
I've got the camera set up in the back garden and no doubt they'll put in an appearance there later.

Make sure they aren't salted peanuts or they'll be stealing your beer. :D

Carruthers, Master Badger Baiter.

Find the toad! (the real one not the word)

He's right by the hose.

don't know why the pic flipped, but even sideways you have good eyes...