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sexobon 03-25-2018 02:42 PM
Put a snap link (carabiner) through the knot in front and you have a Swiss seat for rappelling.

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2018 09:40 PM
I'll be damned, all this time...
Wait'll I tell Girdie about this. :facepalm:

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2018 10:01 PM
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See? Yes! Just like the pic on the left - right through the sidewall.

I was in a muddy empty lot/parking area on my neighbors' property. How in the world a cotter pin impaled itself into the sidewall in a morass of sloppy mud is a mystery for the ages.

The idea that a massive bolt similarly impaled a tire's sidewall is even more bizarre. How on earth could that happen!?

It's the end times, people. Gird yer loins.
It's not just external threats, sometimes the tires will self destruct. :smack:

Glinda 03-26-2018 12:28 PM
I never did trust that Michelin guy. Looks shifty.

DanaC 03-26-2018 12:53 PM
So that's what it means to gird one's loins...

Gravdigr 03-26-2018 03:21 PM
Every time I hear the word loins I think of Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

DanaC 03-28-2018 05:45 PM
You know, I found out the other day what it means in the old stories when they say a man 'girded his loins'.

Gravdigr 03-29-2018 05:08 PM
I was on a website just the other day and they were showing how to gird one's loins...

xoxoxoBruce 04-25-2018 05:06 PM
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Since about the first of the year Verizon (or the NSA) has been adding extra info to some of my phone calls on my caller ID... :confused:

xoxoxoBruce 04-29-2018 10:25 AM
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What the hell was he(yeah sexist, but it's always a he), was thinking?
I'm guessing it wasn't about the wind. :lol:

xoxoxoBruce 04-30-2018 05:19 PM
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Probably cost more than whole jeans. :eek:

Clodfobble 04-30-2018 08:20 PM
Imagine the impoverished textile factory workers who have to make those. How could you view us as anything but evil?

xoxoxoBruce 04-30-2018 08:47 PM
I imagine the third world textile workers never see those, if they did they would die laughing. Just cut up used jeans with the majority of the removed denim sent to recycling.
Besides, they were obviously created by artisans. :lol:

Gravdigr 05-01-2018 03:49 PM
Reminds me of when Cousindigr came to the house and asked me to shotgun her jeans.

Clothes pinned 'em to a tree limb and blasted 'em with a couple loads of sixes.

xoxoxoBruce 05-01-2018 06:35 PM
I didn't know you were/are an avant-garde raconteur. :eek:


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