Is it a butt-fuck-somebody-in-the-mouth machine?

good pic you! I would not have guessed that one. thank you for showing mercy.

your second answer, no. not even flint is that tightassed.

Well, I can see that, clearly, it's several ƒucking metal bars...

There must be a hundred ƒucking metal bars in V's latest.

Come to think of it, that's my guess. a hundred ƒucking metal bars.

Pipe Organ V

Excellent!

"Baby" is the term Grav uses for his main squeeze, his honey. ;)

corrugated card for packing curved ƒucking metal bars

Partial credit to both of you--427 metal bars to be precise. Can you be more specific?

The Metal Bar thingy? Burnished Stainless Steel Wolfgang Puck Signature Sushi Roller. ($49.95 at Macy's, and way better than that bamboo thing you struggle with making at-home sushi. This one includes a magic freezy liquid in the bars. Pop it in the freezer while you're preparing your sticky rice, and it will be the perfect temperature to keep your raw squid from getting too warm and growing botulism).

oooooo wolf! that answer is so good I'm gonna go get one just so your answer is right. but until then, your answer is, sadly, wrong. HM would probably know....

Enough pegs for 106.75 bunk beds?

Or rare earth magnets.

It is several hundred f*cking metal bar rare earth magnets. These are polarized along the long axis so that if you looked at the cylinder from the end and imposed an imaginary clock face on the surface, 9-3 would be North and 3-9 would be South. They're a lot of fun to doodle around with. They're strong but very tiny, maybe 3/8" long and less than 1/16" diameter. I think they'd be good in a project. Just don't know what project yet.

Really?
You've never seen this?

Admittedly I've probably only seen them from about a year old, but I'm pretty sure that there are parents who pierce their daughters' ears younger.