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captainhook455 11-02-2017 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 998013)
I dropped my phone and cracked the back. I've been missing a lot of texts people send. I think I fucked up the antenna ... I have Amanda using Facebook IM at this point.

I was just thinking about you on Tuesday. Was too busy at the time to text.

I will have my priest say some humity dumities for you. I think I send my txs on the forum. Nothing else everyone will see I am still breathing.

I saw on another thread that you are going out on the big boat. Be sure to take a size larger pants as the food is excellent.

Be sure to come back with the same woman.[emoji3]

BigV 11-02-2017 08:49 PM

Hey tarheel, we're talkin about the big guy with the black shirt, not the big guy with the black coat.

you're welcome.

captainhook455 11-03-2017 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 998055)
Hey tarheel, we're talkin about the big guy with the black shirt, not the big guy with the black coat.

you're welcome.

Oh I thought you were talking about my best friend.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...3a5edca3bf.jpg

captainhook455 11-04-2017 02:20 PM

So I got up late for a change. We ate breakfast at lunchtime. What a great day. The temps here are running at 80° during the day so I ride my bike every chance I get.

I txd Jim a couple hours ago to see if the cheap fuck got a new phone. He has one of those expen$ive, high dollar, gold plated, been in Barbi Benton's cooter with no insurance phones.

I have a $89 Straightalk phone. It does everything but swim.

Well hopefully Jim and I will ride this spring. This time I will follow him.

lumberjim 11-04-2017 05:46 PM

I'll wave when I fly over your house tomorrow morning. Make sure you're looking up so you don't miss it.

captainhook455 11-04-2017 08:54 PM

Ok I will be waiting.

captainhook455 11-05-2017 10:52 AM

The plane came by about 9. He was on the right side of the plane as it was tilted that way.

captainhook455 11-23-2017 08:54 AM

Sooo whats Jim and Amanda doing these days? Went on a cruise did he? My goodness he is spoiling that woman. Lucky gal.

What part of the nicest guy in the world profile did his ex wife not like? Just can't please some women.

Undertoad 11-23-2017 09:02 AM

You are entirely correct sir.

lumberjim 11-23-2017 09:34 AM

Hey, Happy Thanksgiving, tarheel! and tony and all yall....

I WAS on the right side of the plane!

I hope you guys have a great day today. Don't eat too much. Save room for pie. And make sure you listen to this in its entirety:


Glinda 11-23-2017 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 999073)
Hey, Happy Thanksgiving, tarheel! and tony and all yall....

I WAS on the right side of the plane!

I hope you guys have a great day today. Don't eat too much. Save room for pie. And make sure you listen to this in its entirety:


Thanks for posting this, lumberjim. I always try to listen to Alice's Restaurant at least once every Thanksgiving season. :thumb:

limey 11-24-2017 05:17 PM

You guys have no idea how glad I am to discover that this is a Thing!


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lumberjim 11-24-2017 11:07 PM

I've been telling you for years

lumberjim 11-25-2017 10:00 AM

When we were in Costa Maya on that cruise something pretty cool happened.

We had rented Jet Skis. The company had 4 sleds, so only 4 could go out at one time, but there were 5 of us that rented, so we went in two groups. Amanda and I hung back and watched the first group from the beach.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/78...=w1010-h568-no

You can almost make out the other 3 people we were with out near the horizon. At one point they went beyond it and we lost sight of them.

When we went, it was just us two and the guide. After about 10 minutes of aimless frolicking in the waves, I saw a dolphin jump in Amanda's wake. And then another. I started trying to get her attention, waving my arm and holding my hand in a blade on top of my head like a fin. When she saw that her eyes bugged, and I realized she probably was thinking SHAAARRRK!!!

but then one jumped in front of her. And one behind me. There had to be 7-10 dolphin playing in the water all around us. I saw a baby or two jump. The bigger ones got between us, and when they started swimming along next to me... always on my left... they would roll on their side, and get up close to the surface and turn me aside from the area the little ones were playing in, I got the hint that they wanted us to steer clear. But they were still having fun racing us and jumping in front of us.

Even the guide was excited to see it. I guess it doesn't happen a lot. Could not have paid money for something like that. And we had decided not to bring cameras along so we could concentrate on the moment. It was the highlight of the trip for both of us, especially so for her. Pretty cool, right?

lumberjim 11-25-2017 10:16 AM

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/aV...o=w320-h568-no

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/60...0=w320-h568-no
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/nQ...=w1010-h568-no

AMANDA_____________________________________MELANIE_______________________________________________JANINE


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