But it's not alpine springs, it's Alpine Springs, the name of a company, which was carefully chosen to feed my Julie Andrews tripping naked through an alpine meadow fetish. :blush:

I first thought this was our border with another nation.
Oh, it is our border with another nation.

This is what happens when you pump water out of the aquifer faster than mother nature can replace it.

Damn.

Pumping it out faster than mother nature replaces it is a breathtaking understatement.

Hey Buddy I'll fix that for ya, grab me a beer...

WTF?

WTF, indeed.

Who wears flip-flops on a motorcycle?:eyebrow:

If you get a flat tire, you just turn it over and ride it to the next garage.

Keeps your balls warm in winter then flip it over in summer.

I knew a girl like that in high school...

Wait. Whut? The fuck??

Prince Harry says he's never toasted a marshmallow.

And he's never had 'Smores.

No, really.

On a similar note, if you're a guy (or a lesbian) and haven't watched Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) have her first-ever Reese's Cup (I think it was on Jimmy Fallon) you have got to watch it. I'd give almost anything to be responsible for her making that face.:heartpump

I can understand that. Untoasted marshmallows are disgusting, so it would have to be peer pressure to get him to toast one. Princes don't have peer pressure, and how often did they have campfires at the Palace.

That's funny. I'll have to watch it. She has that scene in Wonder Woman where she tries ice cream for the first time.

Tree trimming by candidates for the nut house. :speechls:
I wonder what that ladder weighs?

Ahem. Testing. Is this thing on? It's working? Okay.

FUCK THAT.