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Someone has excess disposable income...

I guess he had the bread.

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I'd have made them look toasted. Amateurs.

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 995653)

I'd have made them look toasted. Amateurs.

In all fairness, he hasn't gotten around to making the slider knob for the "darkness" selection.

What? They are toasted, that's white bread, any darker will create acrylamide.

God, Bruce.. please don't ruin toast for me.

Would someone please ruin toast for Flint?

Please.

WTF? Oh, French... nevermind.

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café de la femme à barbe

Bearded woman's coffee

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cafe de la femme a barbe

cafe of the woman has a beard

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madame delait en voiture

madame delait by car

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madame de lait en voiture

madame of milk in car

Thank you, Google.

Found in the fridge at The Shack:

Fred water?!? WTF?

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Why is it named Fred?

We get this question A LOT, but we're always happy to answer. The truth is, we wanted to present water for what it is. Water isn't some exotic product from a far away land. It's not an elixir made from diamonds that will cure all your ails. It's water. It keeps you alive. And it should be with you all the time. Like a friend. Like a friend named Fred, for example. Fred is water and water is Fred. Nice to meet you.

Fredwater

So you use your loyal friend Fred for your own good, and turn him into piss. Nice friend you are.

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Natural spring water from Alpine Springs in Rockland, NY

I was just looking at Rockland, NY on GooglEarth. The altitude there is like 150-200 feet above sea level. Not exactly "alpine spring" territory.:right:

Bonus: It's right across the river from Sleepy Hollow! Tell Ichabod we said Hi.