One of them Swiss Army microwaves, eh?:D

Truly a WTF?

That could have went in the Brilliance in Advertising thread.

It definitely catches the eye.

It's a colt!

Vurry nize. Didn't know that one.

Totally for advertising only. Brilliant! Apparently this is a "thing" There were a bunch of them - all seemingly I'm guessing in Europe/Germany.

:lol2:

Not unlike the Red Bull Mini Coopers

Pop the tab for additional braking?

Or elevation, I hear it gives you wings.

:D

There used to be a used-car lot in Everett, Washington (or the general vicinity) whose claim to fame was a Yugo they'd modified to look like a 1970s-80s home phone, the push-button style rather than rotary dial. They even had a giant headset/ear-mouth piece/whatever that was called welded onto the roof and doors, and I think their phone number was written on it. Wish I'd been able to get a pic of THAT while living in the area!

I think I've seen that road in a documentary about disasters. Something like a 100+ vehicle pileup? No, wait, that might have been in Tennessee.

Yep, 12-11-90. From MentalFloss:

Just after 9AM, on a stretch of I-75 in Tennessee, dense fog blanketed the highway and led to a 70-car pile-up. There had been warning signs posted but conditions deteriorated too quickly for them to help motorists. The wreckage stretched for a half mile and caused 13 fatalities. The car fires added to the chaos and 33 different fire companies responded to the call. Survivors say that it sounded like endless bombs and gunshots going off as one car after another plowed into the mess. Tennessee has since installed an improved fog warning system with fog sensors that can change the read out on highway signs to alert motorists and also close on-ramps to prevent pile-ups. Reflective markers and flashing lights were also installed to help guide cars stuck in fog.

The same way anyone could think that surgically augmented boobs that appear to have been filled with helium balloons is anything but a medical abomination? Or is that just me?

...And the occasional 80s hair metal band member, at least one of whom (now deceased, I believe--it was the bassist from Slaugher iirc) admitted to literally bolting out of his motel room to barf after seeing a badly-done, scarred-up boob job on the groupie he'd brought back with him.

Some women will literally do ANYTHING to have bigger breasts. My sweetie had an ex who dumped him because all of his (like 5) female friends had bigger ta-tas and she was SURE he was cheating with at least 1 of 'em on account of her measly li'l C-cups.

Also, about the electric bra thing...as has been proven by the nightmare of a genetic disease in horses known by its initials, HYPP, constant minor muscle spasms will cause building up of muscle mass. In the American Quarter Horse, a stallion named Impressive is responsible for a 40-year trend of breeding for a potentially lethal genetic defect that happened to make a horse look better in the conformation show ring, where heavy muscle bulk is highly sought after.

The bra would work on a woman's pectoral muscles the same way--constant tiny shocks = constant tiny spasms = bigger muscle, which will very slightly enlarge breasts. Provided the electrical delivery system functioned properly and didn't electrocute the wearer.