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Reminds me of Penny Racers:

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Was it one of the scariest things I’ve ever done? Absolutely.

Would I do it again? I just did.

So lame. I thought it was going to go all the way down to the ground.

Yes, 40 ft isn't enough time to do more than a little poop in your pants.

Words of wisdom, don't buy a condo in Morocco.

Best. Draining. Porches. EVER.

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 963115)

So lame. I thought it was going to go all the way down to the ground.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 963139)

Yes, 40 ft isn't enough time to do more than a little poop in your pants.

That's pretty much what I thought, too.

I saw "1000 feet up", and, "360 degree", and thought "Well, that sounds awesome.", but...no.:right:

Would you go to a Roman orgy with the Skipper?

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Pass. PASS!! Get. Out. Of. My. Head!!!

It's fake.

Here are some others.

Make sure to read the track titles.:lol2:

So, I had the munchies, and bought a box of Butterfinger Bites.

These guys here:

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But, while munching away, I was reading the back of the box:

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Serving size: 8 pieces

While on the right side of the box: "Know your portion", and it says 4 pieces, and the little picture that supposedly illustrates this, shows only 3 pieces.

WTF, man?

Yeah, I'm easily confused.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 967200)

... Yeah, I'm easily confused.

The serving size is just for nutritional information. Your portion is to let you know how many you get to have so there'll be some left for other people. The picture shows only three; because, they know you're going open the box and eat one of yours before you even get out of the store. Then you'll point out to other people that the label says "about" 2 servings per container to make them think that there wasn't a piece missing and you should still get your portion of 4 pieces. When they question your veracity, since the box has been opened, you'll tell them that someone knocked the box out of your hands, it burst open and maybe a piece fell out; but, that it shouldn't be held against your portion as it wasn't your fault. You'll pat yourself on the back for having a cover story and a cover within a cover. The other people will still be skeptical; but, on the outside chance that the box really was knocked out of your hands then burst open and perhaps all of the pieces fell out and you just picked them up off the floor and put them back into the box, they'll decline to have any and let you have them all. Of course, that was the ruse you intended to pull off all along.

I did the same thing just last week without realizing it either.

You're good.

In a baaad way.

:D

I need this in my life...

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...on every corner.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 959943)

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Depends men's pull ups for old farts ?

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 958187)

I don't know, if the meat is dated and the refrigeration unit is working it makes sense if you need to grab something quick for dinner and don't want to make the trip to the market of brave the crowds. Some of the vending machine route drivers re-stock their machines every day.

tarheel