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Lots of the world has pickups with van type noses.

Vern Schillinger. Are you fucking kidding me? I googled him but in all of the pictures he's clean shaven, or close to it, and no where near the wrinkles around eyes. It startled me, not because of the arms but the face. Let me put it this way, I could slap my picture on his passport or drivers license, and nobody would bat an eye, not the cops, not customs, not even NSA. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Scriveyn (Post 962018)

Builder's pick-up truck :eyebrow: :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 962038)

That's a pick-up?:eyebrow:

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Originally Posted by Scriveyn (Post 962045)

You might call it a flatbed, not sure what the difference is.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 962047)

I just thought the nose was a little slanty for a pick-up.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 962050)

Lots of the world has pickups with van type noses.

It's a Ford Transit drop side truck much favoured by the building profession.

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I believe that the above is a slightly later version of that shown in the first pic.

Much more practical and useful than our pickups. People would be less apt to choose them as car substitutes for suburban living. Not stylish enough, too utilitarian. I wonder how that would look a 42 inch Cepeks? :haha:

$15,000 worth of 'donks ought to 'hood it right up.

Really? Hmm, $15 a dozen by the gross... you could make a hell of a bullet proof vest.

No atheists in foxholes.

One of the things I've enjoyed about cars/trucks/bikes is the individual personalizations of them. But I often say WTF? :haha:

This is definitely a WTF...

Probably broke the other three trying to remove air wrench-installed lug nuts. I hate that shit. I just took GrandCherokeeOne back to WallyWorld (they put my tires on) and made them remove and replace my lug nuts after I rounded a lugnut trying to get the damn things off to install brake shoes. Had to drill the damn stud out. Fucking fuckers.:bitching:

He told me this morning the hubcap and studs were gone when he discovered it.

I promised Sears I'd tell this story on stage everyday until the lawsuit is settled...

I was in Georgia on tour when I noticed that the tires on my van were wearing weird, so I took it to Sears Automotive, a trusted name in automotive care... It took them 3 and a half hours to change 4 tires... They had to whittle one out of a piece of wheat... I pay 'em $900 of my hard earned cash, I took the first right hand turn out of the parking lot and the left rear tire falls off, it falls off, IT FALLS THE FUCK OFF... Turning my van into a tripod, spinning me into a dimension of pissed-off I have never been in before in my life! Later through research i discovered that this guy was a tire guy, he didn't somedays work on transmissions...he was a tire guy. Apparently Sears sent him to tire... College ... For 3 days, apparently he was sick on LUGNUT DAY, but they still let him work on my van! So I'm suing them and I'm hoping by this time next year they will have to rename the Sears Tower in Chicago to Ron White's Big Ole God Damn Building and you guys can all come party!

I'd forgotten about that story. I love Ron White. He could read the phone book and make me weep with laughter.