This is accurate

http://cellar.org/2017/good-evil-bread.jpg

I'm chaotic good, usually, but sometimes I'm neutral good. I'm never ever lawful good...those plastic thingys suck.

I use this system:

We use the twist tie. According to Undertoad makes us lawful good.

yeah, we save twist ties from other sources and use those instead of the plastic clip.

But I also save the plastic clip and use them for clothes pins on paracord on backpacking trips.

I use "just tuck", in the fridge, but not freezer. Sliding around the southeast quadrant.

I don't buy bread thus avoiding the quandry. ;)

I bet your sammiches is fuuuuuuucccckkked up.

Gentlemen don't eat sammiches. The sandwich is food ne'er-do-wells share while gaming and drinking. Gentlemen dine with proper utensils like a plastic spoon and paper plate. http://cellar.org/2012/bwekk.gif

I hope yer spork breaks.

Cool tattoo...

Aaaand here's how ya can tell Darwin took a day off:

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Despite what you may have heard, this is the real Miss America...

A couple questions...

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No. 1, is that one of those things the nightwatchman/security guard would carry on his rounds and put a wall-tethered key in there to prove he'd made his rounds? Is that what that is?

No.2, just wtf is that, anyway?:eyebrow: