No (fingers crossed :p )

Will my grass be over a foot high, when I get a chance to mow it?

Yes.

Will you pay the neighbor kid 15 bucks to mow it like I did?

No, I will get trained goats and have them eat the grass to an acceptable height.




Will the goats eat all of my shrubberies?

Yes?


did you mean would they eat your bush?

No, although I'd be pleased if they ate your Bush.

You ever had goats?

no, ive never had an STD

you ever had 18 year old hair pie?

No

Should I?

I say, no. But really, your choice!

Aren't baby goats just freaking adorable?

Yes!

Do you have any really strong headache medicine?

no

Are you a shrubber?

No. I'm on the receiving end.

Are you a goat herder?

No, I am a scruffy nerf herder.

Have you ever provoked Happy Fun Ball?

Yes, once...and then my Happy Fun Ball began to smoke and accellerate to dangerous speeds. I had to cover my head.


Do you know what Happy Fun Ball is made of?

No, but it may stick to certain types of skin.

Are we there yet?

No - but we must be getting close


Is there anything that hasnt been asked yet?