I think it's time to revive this thread

Great minds Ali....was just searching it meself

geez...we must come from the same country

I'm going to change this signature tonight. give me something to work with

ummmmmmmmmmmmm

something along the lines of....

men suck?

hmmm...well not all men suck. mostly just fucking sibling ones. My arsehole brother is such a fuckwit. I reckon him and your sis might be soul mates.

Should we set them up??

Actually, how old is he? is he my type (I'm quite partial to fuckwits if history is anything to go on).

he's 32 and married. Very conservative, but a fucking decietful liar. As I said, a conservative. ;)

Ohhh well, conservative and me just dont seem to mix that well.

Besides, I have men problems out the waaaazzzoooo at the moment. :)

Just lay back and tell me all about them...

I'm a doctor you know

meh - they arent really worth talking about on here ;)

hey we should hit up the chattie thingiemabob

oh great I have to play in the pissed thread on me own again

I''m back...just like the poltergeist

'bout fucken time


I mean, welcome back Aliantha my dear!!

I've been playing in that ...umm...*other* website you mentioned the other day

Oh my gawd - youre sooo sacked Ali.

Right - I need a new no-life-on-a-saturday-nite party person please?

Qualifications needed:
* bendable elbow
*willingness to show skin


thats it really

I would help you out with that... but because of the time difference I would be up until 5:41am and I don't particularly want to do that... besides, I don't have access at home. But I will soon!

Does anyone have an extra smoke?

Sorry...I don't smoke anymore.

Well then, give me your old stash!

lol...I don't have a stash. Why don't you go to the shops?

Well, the fine cigar shop across the street is closed...I guess I'll have to settle for a Marlboro from loverboy, if he'll share.

I used to smoke marlboro's sometimes. They're not a bad puff.

I prefer Camels, but tonight I treated myself to some leftover Dunhills. Not sure where the tobacco comes from, but it's a slow smoke.

Dunhills were my smoke of choice when I was really smoking. Mmmmm...takes me back to some fun times...:) Glad I don't smoke anymore though. Did you know that a packet of 25''s is about $12 here these days.

I bought the 20 pack for 8 bucks, so that sounds about right. Glad I don't smoke regularly! I'd rather spend the money on shoes.

Sounds like a more productive way to spend your money. ;)

tequila... substantial quantities now..

How're you doing now? :lol:

I've finessed my way through another set without having the merest hint of a decent single-stroke.

I'm so excited because I will be at conference the rest of the week and I am taking a laptop and I will probably get to do some of my first Cellar drunken posting!

I apologize in advance for any inappropriate behavior. :)

Make sure you take a web cam too! ;)

Oh, believe me, NO ONE wants to see that! :p

Any inappropraite behaviour of yours is entirely appropriate. Trust me.

Here I am, on beer 5, and I'm not feelin' the love! I am, however, still able to stop myself from (too) long, rambling posts about things that seem relevant when you're, well, on beer 5.

I"m drunk and it's meaningless

Now I'm even drunker and it's even more meaningless

You're giving my sobriety meaning.

I'm glad I'm good for something Griff. ;)

*sigh*

I've decided Christmas can fuck off next year, I'm not participating.

why is that???

blah, sorry bippy, I was in a ferel down mood last nite.

My family's all kinds of fucked at times (Xmas being one of them), I had a shitty arsed phone call from the *Father* of these 2 little boys, and I had a few too many drinkies :)

I've always loved Christmas, but this year its just sucked and I should of just packed up and gone to a resort like I wanted too.

Excuse my bahhumbuggedness.

I could probably find something meaningless to post, but even after three extremely large glasses of wine, I'm nowhere near drunk enough.

Not even barely tipsy.

You know what increased tolerance means, chick. ;)

Yeah. Practice.

My sister-in-law had a good story last night. She was in the habit of adding water to her parents liquor to replace what she'd drunk. One night her Mom (who can hold her booze) drank an almost full bottle of "scotch". She she just looked at the empty bottle and said, "I think I ought to just quit."

I hope she topped up the scotch with weak tea...just so the colour stays right. lol

Tequila...

http://www.twango.com/media/pip.random/pip.10050

Nope, not getting anything!
Except a few sheets to the wind.... Am probably in the wrong time zone to get anyone to join me though!

Does it mean anything that two of guys who know me best bought me booze for Christmas?

Only if you're drinking it right now! What kind did you get?

Nah.

Guys.... presents..... it was probably whatever was closest to hand when they remembered they were spose to get you something!

A still unopened bottle of El Jimador teqilla and a bottle of Redbreast Irish Whiskey which we broke the seal on upon receipt >noon Christmas Day.

I've never heard of El Jimador, but after a little research, I'm jealous.

I just looked it up. The bottle I got is El Jimador Reposada not the $130 stuff. I've never had it before. I'll review it when we get into it.

So, Who's Partaking as a Warmup for Tomorrow?
 

Selene is out at a Disco Night at a friend's bar, and I'm trying to digitize some old cassettes I got at the thrift store the other night. Vodka and Coke, which has become my standard, muscling out whiskey and coke, which is just too damn hard on the head.

Who else is at it?

It's new years eve here. Only just after lunch time atm though. I'll be at it in more ways than one later on this evening though. ;)

My first wife and I always made it a point to actually be having sex at the "stroke" of midnight on NYE. Then she decided to make it a point to never have sex with me again, and divorced me.

Smart girl.

I dunno Els...from what I've seen, maybe she's the loser.

I never know. Sometimes, I'm big-headed, and think I'm all that. Other times (like now), I'm pretty much a loser boy. So far tonight I have failed to install a driver, failed to install the weather station software to go with the weather station, played about three hours of old stuff I recorded with varying band formations so I could feel half assed good about myself, put away a second load of dishes from the dishwasher, finished the pots and pans, cleaned the stove and counters...

Oh...I also got a phone call from my Mrs, who is once again having a much better run at the poly thing than I. Her disco night foray resulted in a mutual interest situation which has made its way to a nearby IHOP (that's International House of Pancakes for those of you on the other side of the International Date Line) for conversation and consideration of whether it ought to go anywhere further.

The pic below will show you why (my wife is quite the babe) she won't have to have a boring night out unless she chooses to...

I know my turn is coming up someday soon, and I'm happy for her, but...

Next time someone tells you open marriage/poly is always cool, have them send me an email. It is great when you're doing okay, not so great when you smell like bleach and you're wondering why you aren't quite as desireable. :)

Yeah, I'm a whiner. You all probably know that, though. Its all good.

I doubt I'd be comfortable with that sort of arrangement, so hopefully I'll never be asked to make the decision. I doubt that it'll happen unless I were the one to suggest it though.

I can imagine it must be tough for you. I don't reckon it's all about the sex anyway.

See yourself the way we all do and I reckon you'll feel much better about yourself.