yebbut can you pronounce it jinx?

Pizza

Who would go to all that trouble to weigh everything in grams and then post the total in pounds. That is one confused chef.

A Canadian? We mix units all the time when cooking.

Damm French. :bolt:

Probably took the grams off the individual food labels and weighed the total with a scale.

Nah, he just works for NASA.

Brits do that too, 'cause they made us change over in our formative years and we got all confused (well my generation anyway). Personally I like to mix and match, and I measure in metres, feet, inches and centimetres. meters/metres I just don't know any more.... but my keyboard is about 1' 3" 2cm wide.

probably is, but even so a pyramid of prosciutto is just as impressive

That just ain't right. U r broken!

The only thing I ever saw go metric, for real, after hearing about it since elementary school, was HS tracks. "Is this the 440 or the 400?" Different high schools had different lengths, depending on how new their track was. It made a difference in times, though everyone was running the same track so maybe not so much in race.

Most alcohol went metric years ago. Most everything in bottles, except beer. I, like most other Americans refused to acknowledge it and to this day, completely ignore it. It's still fifth, quart or half gallon. Always will be.

Are you hungry?

Three little pigs...

From http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/...acon-brothers/
Via http://www.mcphee.com/items/11943.html

How come the one on the right doesn't look ANYTHING like the other two? :D

milkman

Little piggy in the woodpile

Guinea pig.

Good one.:lol2:

Bacon Vodka Bloody Mary.

That sounds pretty good actually.... although I wonder if you can even taste the bacon over the massive amounts of horseradish and black pepper I need in a bloody mary...

Bacon vodka....
Got eggnog?

[Dave Attell] "You know what eggnog is? Elf cum"
[Mitch Hedbeg] "Eggnog is for when you want to have an alcoholic drink and want pancakes too"

bacon eggs?

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...4/baconegg.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...aconflicks.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...4/baconhyp.jpg\

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...onfuckyeah.jpg

More to wear.

Bacon as WMD
 

bacon as a wmd?
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=15750&page=30

Chocolate covered bacon on a stick
 

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That's 2.79 pounds of bacon, 7 pounds of tomatoes, and a little over half a head of lettuce, per foot of sandwich. :eyebrow:

Yeah, I'd have to agree that they were a little stingy with the bacon.

:lol: you pig

so.... anyone know of an app that baconizes a jpeg?

I don't think we've had this one yet.

Everybody loves bacon. Just in their own way.
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The pig's getting even more porked!

Somehow, the junk fucking redneck cars in the scene make it just that much more perfect.

Adds new meaning to the term "junkyard dog".

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Tomorrow is Bacon Day!
 

Bacon tattoos:

Dressed to kill...

I wish you hadn't phrased it quite like that.
It gave me The Fear.
Of course it's going to come alive now.

The only question is whether it comes alive raw - fairly easy to despatch, a hose should do it.
Or cooked. Where you'd come home to greasy footprints around the house, and while you were trying to work them out it would hamstring you from under the sofa.

Jebus...girl...quit it.

:lol2:

A hose...bwaahahaaaa

Shawnee you've got to think about these things!
Don't blame me when a Rabbi sics a kosher meat golem on you and you're out of ideas...

I feel safer just having the idea put into my head. I might not think about it, but when the meat revolution comes, that solution might just buy me some time.

My work here is done

Feets.

Bacon obsession...

What, it only fits to 40. Not for a real bacon lover. :headshake

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