Which tastes about 800% worse than beer.

which is 800% better than life itself.

Shit, no wonder! Though I wouldn't have enough time to drink that much water. Maybe I should learn to hook up my own IV. ;)

Hangover remedy del noodle: take a B.C. powder before your third drink and drink a big glass of Tang before you go to sleep (and one upon awakening). Your stomach still wants to turn backflips, but the headache and light/noise sensitivity aren't nearly as bad. The Tang seems to neutralize that "alcohol seeping out of your pores" smell, and the extra liquid keeps you hydrated.

mashed potatoes and gravy. and lotsa water.

Waffles (no syrup).

But I've only had a hangover once in my life, and I'm really not sure if I was hung over or just still drunk.

Hang a Banana Bag.

I would recommend Gatorade over Tang for the morning pick-me-up ... but (important caution) Never ever EVER use Gatorade powder to mix grain punch.

Bad mojo.

i hate new salesmen. gah!

This is why you tell him it's his job to buy the <insert your title here> X rounds of drinks.

Works with our new programmers.

It's your own fault for not beating one to death on the showroom floor a long time ago. Respect must be earned, grasshopper.

LJ, I will put another guinness in the fridge right now and drink it in your stead. Oh the hell with that. I'll put it in the freezer so it chills faster. Who am I kidding?

what jinx said.

Literally bad mojo -- good mojo is made of fruit juices (any), some canned pineapple chunks with their juice, equal parts rum and vodka (2-3 bottles each), and some beer, some neutralish soda, both for the fizz. Mix in a clean trashcan liner in a clean new trashcan -- this is a quantity beverage, intended to supply thirty or more naval partiers intending to get about crosseyed before the evening is over.

But Gatorade just DOESN'T go with alcohol -- that's not a beverage, it's a practical joke.

Me, I put down at least a pint of plain water before retiring after a night like that, and at least that much again if I, um, lose the first dose. Metabolizing alcohol removes water from your system, so it does you good to supply yourself with its replacement.

c'mon, Juan. you overtalking, gold chain wearing, doofus....get your deal in here....

Hmm... it's coming up Halloween... must be Zombie Thread Jamboree...