aww sorry i diditn realize you were joking philijinx, you are all pretty good at insults though eh dont flatter yourself or i might break your hips, I dunno why people who knew of Hst long before me and probably even grew up with him get so angry over nothing, No matter how smart you like to think you are your all 20% nature and 80% and when an apple falls from a tree and grows up in a field of shit it doesnt have a choice its going to grow into a shitapple tree just like you guys

Well, now, that's just mean!

threats over the internet. now that takes class.
ignore list.

I like knuckleheads like this. They give us the opportunity to hone true insults without drawing blood from anyone by accident.

please what are you people crazy? tv lsd 2005 hst suicide fuck you, fuck your offices with all your mean nasty perverted sad losers, Im going to practice my driving on the prarie a half hour ride from here, once you get the cows running changing lanes becomes second nature but the bulls are different you have to calmy gear up with no mistakes or you will be rammed to shit.

I'm impressed by your ability to spell fuck correctly.

But did you mean "offices" or "orifices?"

Also, you missed an "I" in praIrie.

Actually, I find his misspellings very creattive and interesting. This guy could probably write his own 'dicshunary'.
:p

I like "calmy." Actually the technique is to slowly accelerate through the herd of cows (and any bulls). Sometimes a calf will be stupid and keep running in front of your car. This a favorable omen portending veal cutlets for dinner. :yum:

I find a motor or dirt bike is a much more relaxing experience when learning to drive on the praries inbetween cows and such of course i first heard of that trip in a HST book ive never been interested in reading what people think but i dunno when hst writes it always seems like a hot ticket, why not, anything worth doing were going to be doing right but only for those with true grit.

Broaden your horizons and read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig. Report back to us when you've mastered it. :cool:

Man, I need to keep up more.

I saw this thread a while back and then didn't see it anymore. Then, it cropped up again on the new post screen and I'm thinking: How many times is this dude gonna off himself already?

Except writing? :eyebrow:

Yeah, I had no idea that Undertoad has a masochistic streak and wouldn't just put this sick puppy out of his misery.

When teaching a stone, one must be mindful that even the wisest teacher may unwittingly become the student.

as the saying goes
" never argue with an idiot ,
they will drag you down to their level ,
and beat you with experence "