Caviar makes me puke (anything fishy does) so I ruled that choice out immediately!

A test. I got 14/16. It's tricky.

Might trip netnanny, but pictures are work-safe.

MMmmmm :yum: I love the little crunch when they burst in between my teeth.

:vomitblu:
Yech! I didn't want to look long enough to take the quiz.

This guy keeps a log of the funny, weird, sometimes wise things he overhears while riding the tube. The tube being the Brit equivalent of a subway. I don't get out much, I didn't know it was called that.

Anyway, some of the lines are pretty funny:

"Eventually, everyone in Asia will get adopted by Angelina Jolie. "
"No. She is not my identical twin. I'm male and she's female - we can't be identical"

"Apparently, all the koalas in Australia have chlamydia."

Haha, reminds me of:

www.overheardinnewyork.com

and

www.overheardintheoffice.com

I think I may have posted these before, but you should look again.

From MrNoodle's link:
a cellarite perhaps?
it is starting to sound like DanaC...
BWHAHAHAHAHA
ya think?
IOTD?
Catwoman?
better check those directions
well, if it was heard in London, it must be true...
Jaguar?
sounds innocent enough for future serial killer.

and from BN's overheardinnewyork:

this is beautiful.

Every time I read lookout's sig I have to go spend 10 minutes at that damn Vin Diesel site. A few new ones have popped up....

It is commonly believed that the RMS Titanic sank after a collision with an iceberg. In fact, the ship had struck Vin Diesel, who was swimming laps of the Atlantic Ocean. The icebergs were there, but they were being towed by Vin as something to chew on when he got bored.

and

Vin Diesel defeated the Red Baron by clapping his hands together once.

The silliness never fails to make my day. Damn you, Vin Diesel site.

For Steve Jackson fans, here's something along the lines of the Vin Diesel site:

Warehoues 23 Basement

HM, why is this Steve Jackson material?

The Steve Jackson I remember gave the world Snit's Revenge and The Awful Green Things From Outer Space....

It's by Steve Jackson Games, inspired by, among other things, the Illuminati card game.

If you have some time and for broadband only.

www.oddtodd.com

Found this on another forum that reads these:

Vin Diesel actually shot the sheriff and the deputy, he just let Eric Clapton take the blame.

That makes Eric Clapton, what? Bob Marley's press agent?! :eyebrow: